this would make an unusual eulogy

[meitachi]

In approximately an hour, I will be attempting to jump my dead car and hope that the battery has not totally given up and died on me. Here is also hoping I do not die in an explosive car fire! If you do not hear from me by tomorrow night, I'm probably dead. D: You may write me poetry to leave on my altar; or porn, porn is okay too. (It's okay though! My car manual gives me detailed instructions on how not to die while jumping my car! Sadly, it does not tell me why my battery might have inexplicably died on me, but I guess I cannot have everything I want in life.) If I do not die, I will be going to a friend's dinner party where she will feed us delicious Louisianian food! I hope I don't die...

REALLY, THIS POST IS JUST TO SHOUT ABOUT KRIS ALLEN. You know, in case I die. You should all know I went out making *____* eyes at Kris Allen, oh my god you little country boy and your little Southern accent and your plaid AND YOUR THIGHS AND YOUR GANGSTER SONGS AND YOUR OBSCENE BLOWJOBS TO YOUR HAPLESS MIC. Oh my god, I love you. ;~; ♥

(or check out his gorrrrgeous cover of Falling Slowly/With or Without You. Oh Kris, your voice.)

I am also now officially into Clark/Lex despite never having seen an episode of Smallville. (I...watched part of an episode... Once, on Youtube. Because I wanted to see Jensen as Jason Teague macking on Lana, hahaha. Um.)

Don't judge me. I'm ill. And possibly dying!

ETA: MY LAUNDRY IS STUCK IN THE WASHER IN THE APARTMENT LAUNDRY ROOM. I CAN'T GET IT OUT BC THE ROOM IS LOCKED NOW?? WHY IS IT LOCKED?? WHAT DO I DO ABOUT MY LAUNDRY. FML.

Comments

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

LOL JUDGING YOU SO MUCH MEI ♥ BUT WITH LOVE! LOTS OF JUDGING LOVE :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

JUST REMEMBER. IF I DIE, I WILL HAVE DIED WITH YOU JUDGING ME. T____T

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

YOU CANT DIE. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO!!! IF YOU DIE WHO WILL LAUGH AT MY PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO WOO THE MAN OF MY DREAMS?! WHO WILL I BULLY LOUISE WITH?! WHO WILL BE MY AWESOME AWESOME BIG SISTER?!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I WILL DO MY BEST NOT TO DIE. ♥ So just cross your fingers for me that I jump my battery and all things work well and I don't die in an explosive car fire. D:

Speaking of which - how is your wooing of the man of your dreams coming along? Detailed reports to my email! (I will be out tonight.)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ahahaha I like Louise's helpful comment. aw yeah I bet he likes your enthusiasm; it's lovely when people are excited about life. More people want to hang out with those kinds of people! No one wants to be around someone who is depressing all the time, y'know?

Wow, you guys clearly have a lot to say to each other. What do you talk about? O:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

(hahahaha oh youuu. That is so cute, that you are editing your emails. :3 But I know that urge, to overuse emoticons and lols! Oh god, I need to watch out for that in my own writing/emails/comments/whatever.)

Oooh very nice. Do you match up in a lot? Of course, it's also important to have differing and complementary interests because you don't want to be dating just another version of yourself. What's his MB personality type, btw?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

yes, yes, obviously those things are important. :D

I'm INFJ. Once I got INTJ but I think it was a fluke. Every single other time I've taken this, I've gotten INFJ so I think that's more or less what I am.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

Yeah I sometimes get ESTJ, which also fits me, but more often I get ENTP. Of course I think your mood at the time influences the results too but um yeah.

Also - we are apparently very compatible. Yay! lol.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

do you know what Louise is? O:

[transitorial.livejournal.com]

Please to not be dying, kthx! But good luck with your car D:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Well, as my death is not scheduled until 2012, I declare that I cannot die today. (Now let's see how well that works...)

[transitorial.livejournal.com]

lol I have yet to get around to scheduling mine. Procrastinators unite!

...


...tomorrow!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not so much a plan as my really depending on the world to end in 2012. If it doesn't, I will be in big trouble, hahaha.

[cherrybina.livejournal.com]

KRIS ALLEN HOW ARE YOU SO ADORABLE OMG ♥

Pls do not be dying, bb. That would be rather sad and unfortunate. If you do, I will write filthy porn in your honor. BUT I WOULD RATHER WRITE FILTHY PORN YOU CAN READ OKAY.

WHAT DO I DO ABOUT MY LAUNDRY

IDK IDK BUY NEW CLOTHES? D:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I AM ALIVE. STILL NOT AS ADORABLE AS KRIS ALLEN BUT, WELL, WE TAKE WHAT WE CAN IN LIFE. In my case, I would like to take some porn! :DDDD

cry cry, I will have to call my landlord tomorrow and be all "what the fuck is up with the laundry room" and rewash all my clothes. THAT SHIT COSTS MONEY, YO. Sigh, my life. I am going to be dressed so nice tomorrow and it will not be because I want to look cute, but because I have no casual clothes not being held hostage by my laundry room.

[(Anonymous)]

I hope you feel better, and uh, I also hope you get clean laundry. But man. I was stalking your delicious account and now I can't stop reading Clark/Lex. Thank you? :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. I also hope that I feel better and eventually recover my clothes. ;__; I do not have to funds to purchase another wardrobe, as much fun as that might be.

BUT HELLO, YOU'RE WELCOME, COME TALK TO ME ABOUT CLARK/LEX AND HOW AMAZING THEIR FIC IS. I need to other people to flail about this with! Like, seriously, who needs to know about the show? All we need is a passing familiarity with the DCU comics in order to appreciate the delicious sex and awesome plots. Of course, because I started with astolat, my standards for their fic are ridiculously high now hahaha. Um, where do I go from here? rageprufrock and seperis, I suppose!

[(Anonymous)]

If there were only TJ Maxxs for TJ Maxxs. *_*

~only if you don't mind~ because Lex Luther. omg. I did not know how potentially amazing Lex Luther and his hairless body of wonder could be! Uh. I feel like I should watch the show because, come on, a kiss cpr session kiss between them in the first season??? This is far more homoerotic than White Collar ever tried to market! :D

I think I've been doomed by astolat to reject 99.90% of all Clex fic.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Good news! I called maintenance and whined and they've given me the laundry room lock code that they should've given me when I first moved in... ~_~ But I had to redo that load of laundry, but at least I have recovered them!

IT IS TOTALLY OKAY TO FLAIL WITH ME all the time, about whatever. I did not know I would come to love Lex so much either! Gosh, he's such an interesting morally ambiguous character. I guess I like that in fic. 8D (See my love for Draco Malfoy.) I also blame Michael Rosenbaum for playing him well and also Tom Welling for being attractive. Aw CWRPS, I knew you far earlier than I knew actual Smallville fic...

I DID NOT KNOW THERE WAS KISSING IN THE FIRST SEASON. INTRIGUING.

haha if I find anything else I like for Clex, it will show up in my delicious, for sure.

[(Anonymous)]

omg. (http://thefourthvine.livejournal.com/tag/smallville)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I already had so many tabs open from here (http://www.delicious.com/cimness/smallville)! Well, there goes my night. 8D

[(Anonymous)]

Long fic makes me weak in the knees, so I'm completely biased when I ask, have you read rivkat?!

/flail, flail, flail

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I actually have read her SPN stuff and I have her Clex "Repent at Leisure" open right now. I haven't even gotten too seperis/pru yet because I'm reading the shorter stuff first, haha. My Delicious is reflecting my sudden foray into Smallville... Sorry, Inception, I'll get back to you!

[(Anonymous)]

A suddenly wonderful foray! <3 (But either fandom reccing makes me happy because I use your delicious to find weatherfront's fics. Ehehehe....)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

askdghf oh dear. The way I'm not paying attention to the kinkmeme lately, Ifrit could write 5 new fics and I wouldn't know. She has promised she'll start telling or linking me! Though she's also sworn to start changing her format to thwart me, so who knows. Maybe nothing is real.

[(Anonymous)]

That icon! That quote! I bet it's a kinkmeme request somewhere...

I can't disagree because after all, her name's Ifrit. Cunning Arabian spirits! You never know what they're up to. But wait. If nothing's real then her goat herder!Eames isn't real and I sorta badly need that to be real. D:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I have no doubt! There are so many good prompts on the kinkmeme. Sometimes I scroll through them and sort of wish they were all filled. But alas...

She is tricky, that one! I guess only time (and prodding at her) will tell if she's written more.

[catskilt.livejournal.com]

bb, just how many pairings are you shipping? XD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I SHIP EVERYTHING, GEM. hahah well really, I always juggle a bunch of fandoms even if I have a primary one, and there are always ships I ship in them! And that means I always have something to read when I need a break from one fandom or another. :D It works out nicely.

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

HI MEI ARE YOU ALIVE?

ALSO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FEELINGS FOR KRIS ALREADY. I THINK. IDK I GET ALL WEEPY WITH FS/WOWY AND *____* OVER EVERYTHING ELSE. IN CONCLUSION:

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

ALSO LOL AT CLEX. a friend of mine basically did the same thing to me years ago: dumped on me a whole lot of porn and then suddenly i was shipping them and then idek. they have good porn. *nods*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahaha sadly no one dumped Clex on me. A friend just mentioned how someone was podficcing one of her favorite Clex fics and described the basic plot to me and I was intrigued! So I went and found the fic and then...it all spiraled out of control... God, I don't suppose you remember what specific good porn they had, do you? 8D

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

when i said i got dumped on with fic, i meant uhh literally. as in actualfax endless sheets of paper in folders and manila envelopes and jfc they're all somewhere in my room that hopefully my parents have not found because uhh lol porn. /o\ i don't remember specifics though, i got them like, five years ago lol.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

LMAO OH REALLY. YOUR LIFE. Wow... I hope they get contained safely. I actually have no idea if any incriminating stuff is lying around my room at home anymore, since we moved around. OH WELL. /knocks on wood

[meiface.livejournal.com]

HELLO MEL, I AM ALIVE, THOUGH MY CAR IS NOT. BOO. $100 battery, I do not want to buy you, sob.

asldghf mmm Kris. Oh Kris. /stares at your gif and his cheeky little smile. GOSH, I WANT KRADAM ALL THE TIME, WHERE IS ALL THE FIC. I must go reread some stuff. ♥~~

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

ouch ouch goodbye $100 D:

DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE RUN OUT OF FIC ALREADY GOODNESS MEI I'M NOT EVEN UP TO DATE YET WHAT WITH THE FEW MONTHS SKATING DISTRACTED ME FROM KRADAM.

i'm rereading this rn: http://community.livejournal.com/kradam_ai/560303.html krissy the kid!!!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

and the hassle of having to get the battery put in my car which requires, I think, another jump attempt so I can drive it to the shop at least. :( SIGH. WHAT HASSLE.

I am probably not out of fic; I just have no idea where to look, haha. I'll poke around after class tmw! ♥!

[emeraldcrystal.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you survived your car! But booo, no clothes. :(

OH EM GEE. CLEX FICS. Stalking your Delicious now. My favourite one would probably be Astolat's Reconcilable Differences. Though this one (http://community.livejournal.com/undermistletoe/53829.html) was also really good! Which is by Seperis. Of course. I didn't even realize it until I went to copy the link for you. /facepalm

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ahahaha I did not know I had people stalking my Delicious, but apparently people do, and it entertains me that they end up reading what I read. BUT THAT IS GREAT, BECAUSE THAT MEANS THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE TO TALK TO ME ABOUT STUFF I AM EXCITED ABOUT.

I agree, Reconcilable Differences is probably my favorite right now. And oooh tysm for the link; i need to make my way through seperis and rageprufrock's stuff now. :D

[forochel.livejournal.com]

DON'T DIE MEI DON'T DIE. 万一你真的过黄河的话。。。我一定会帮你点香的！（爆笑）MORIBUND HUMOUR ASIDE, DON'T DIE!!!!! WE STILL HAVE YET TO MEET, EVEN THOUGH OUR LIFE IS LIKE THAT TAKESHI KANESHIRO MOVIE — 转左转右？


kris allen is SO ADORABLE! POCKET IDOL! as louise calls him. PLUS KATYYYYYYY ♥_____________♥


also alskdaljsdlgj omg wtf pick the lock? HAHAHA YOUR LIFE, MEI. *pats*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MORBID CHINESE HUMOR, MISHY. I appreciate the thought, I guess... I DO NOT KNOW THAT TAKESHI KANESHIRO MOVIE. I am woefully out of touch with Asian culture now. :( What happened? Idk.

YES HE IS POCKET IDOL, SO CUTE, SO CUTE. CANNOT DEAL WITH HIS GANGSTER-IN-PLAID ATTITUDE, LOLOL.

also! I have successfully recovered my laundry! :D On the down side, I'm afraid it's not the battery that's gone on my car, but the alternator. Which is doubly as expensive to replace, fml. I'll have to take it in, sigh.