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★mei ([personal profile] meitachi) wrote2012-02-16 08:35 pm

the Lincredible Linderella Linsanity



I care very little about the NBA (not since Michael Jordan retired) but I've been following the whole Linsanity phenomenon (mostly in the news, because actually watching NBA games requires more effort than this college basketball fan can muster) with interest that stems mostly from the glut of posts on my Facebook feed (what you get from having so many Asian friends) and from the novelty of having an Asian-American succeed in professional basketball.

Things I've thought:

- YAY AN ASIAN-AMERICAN PRO SPORTS STAR. (Caveat: there are probably others in, like, baseball or something. I'm no good with American sports, okay?)

- WTF IS THIS REAL LIFE?

- Dude, this is perfect inspirational overcome-the-odds sports movie material! Only if it were made into an inspirational overcome-the-odds sports movie, people wouldn't buy it, because it is too damned clichéd to be real. Holy cow.

- LOL, who am I kidding? They'll never make this into a movie. The lead would have to be Asian. Not only that: tall and Asian. And reasonably attractive, because it's Hollywood. Hollywood doesn't believe tall, attractive Asian-Americans exist! (My love life possibly agrees.) Moreover, the problem is that it's a story entirely about an Asian person who isn't a kung-fu master, accented comic relief, or exotic and mysterious foreigner. UNPOSSIBLE. Hollywood wouldn't believe a movie revolving entirely around an Asian person could sell successfully. Hollywood doesn't believe anyone but white actors and actresses can hold the sympathy and/or interest of the white audience for the entire movie, after all, and white people are the majority, so if they won't come to the movie, then Hollywood doesn't rake in the dough, and then the world would end. Poor Hollywood, so constrained in their casting choices because they can't help it if their majority audience is white! It's just demographics!

- Honestly, though, he seems like the kind of superstar Gary Stu everyone hopes they'd be like if they were ever in the same position: not just awesome, not just with a great rags-to-riches Cinderella story, but remarkably down-to-earth and humble, happy to pass on the credit to his coach, his teammates, and the system of play the Knicks employ. (Also, God. But maybe not all of us would share that faith if we were the Mary Sue/Gary Stu in question.)

SERIOUSLY, HE IS A REAL LIFE GARY STU. (But Asian. Gary Chu?)

Take away all my serious thoughts and it really does come down to: Damn, it's pretty cool there's an Asian-American getting some recognition. I feel like hyphenated-Asians in the US either get lumped together with the rest of Asia or overlooked entirely. Suddenly it's like this invisible subculture has been revealed to the Rest of the World. The news articles, jesus. There are Asian-American Christians? There are Asian-Americans into sports?! There are Asian-Americans raised by Tiger Moms who care about more than studying and good grades?! Good god, next you're going to be telling us they can sing and rap and dance and write and make movies too!
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[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2012-02-17 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah I was pretty sure there would be Japanese-Americans in baseball, but my care for pro baseball is even less than my care for pro basketball, lol. Wiki really does have everything though! Amazing.

[identity profile] nyw.livejournal.com 2012-02-17 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Except Hollywood now earns more money from international audiences than domestic!

I love your entire last paragraph though.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2012-02-17 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet they still have no problem with ridiculous amounts of whitewashing. :/ So much catering to the white audiences - probably because so most of the Hollywood execs are white too, alas.

As someone to whom the diverse Asian-American subculture is not at all foreign, I hate a little how it's being treated that way now that the mainstream US has bothered to notice its existence, thanks to Jeremy Lin's success.

[identity profile] nyw.livejournal.com 2012-02-18 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
probably ._.

(Y) I totally agree!

Also I just read your Gary Chu statement. Lolololol

[identity profile] osoreranai.livejournal.com 2012-02-17 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
But, but! Everybody knows Asian-Americans can do none of those things! They're only good for really offensive stereotypes and math. GOD MATH.

Seriously, though, good on this guy. It's the kind of good news story you hope to hear that just doesn't happen except for every now and again. Hopefully it ends well.

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2012-02-17 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT I SUCK AT MATH.

Yeah, I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop, because how long can Linsanity go on? But I'm holding my breath that he pans out, because it really does seem like he has the skills not just at flashing point-making and headline-grabbing but to do his job as a point guard, which is apparently to pass well and assist in a lot of flashy point-making by others. /pretends I know about basketball lol

[identity profile] emeraldcrystal.livejournal.com 2012-02-17 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
Lolol Gary Chu!

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2012-02-17 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The Asian self-insert!
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[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2012-02-18 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I follow other sports! The NBA is just unbearably boring to me for some reason. (Though not as much as baseball. Very little can be as boring as baseball, in my opinion.)

I gotta confess, I am pretty entertained by all the puns on his name. And all the gifs/macros on tumblr!

An aesthetic appreciation is the purest and simplest legitimate motivation of all time. :D
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2012-02-17 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
(But Asian. Gary Chu?)



LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2012-02-18 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to think of a Gary Chu off the top of my head but I keep thinking of Naruto. Does he count?
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[identity profile] forochel.livejournal.com 2012-02-19 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
but naruto isn't hot





/is shot

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2012-02-20 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Lolol fair point. Poor thing. Maybe more like Allen of DGM. God, he was annoying.

[identity profile] jaded-skys.livejournal.com 2012-02-22 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I legit snorted at "Gary Chu." I needed that laugh. ♥

[identity profile] meiface.livejournal.com 2012-02-24 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Aww I hope you're feeling better! ♥