why so serious, captain serious?

[meitachi]

#1) Hurricanes’ Jeff Skinner given 2-game suspension for kicking Scott Nichol

meiface: HAHAHAHAHAH
meiface: I mean, torn between laughing hysterically and bawwing because of him missing games
swingingstars: SO HILARIOUS bc im just picturing his sulking face - you KNOW he's sulking - and IT'S SO CUTE.
forochel: oh, he is scrappy.
meiface: HE'S BASICALLY PERFECT AND UGH WE WOULD HIT THAT
forochel: SIDE-EYEING YOU. VERY MUCH.
meiface: SHUT UP SHUT UP
swingingstars: hit it so hard. climb him like a tree. all the time. to country music. possible taylor swift. maybe a disney movie.
meiface: set to the bg music of I Just Can't Wait To Be King
swingingstars: ROFLMAO. followed by I'll Make a Man Out of You and Go the Distance.

Super happy the Canes beat the Wild. Drunk at 3PM on St. Patrick's Day and following the game on my phone because no one cares enough to show the Canes games anymore, lol. Skinner's out tonight's game against the Jets too BUT HE COMES BACK TO US SOON. /nibbles. God, he really is a life ruiner.

#2)

Tazer's mom: He was always very serious.
Tazer: ...
Tazer's mom: He always took everything very seriously.
Tazer: Really?!
Tazer's mom: But that's the way you are!
Tazer: I'm trying to lose the whole Captain Serious thing and she's not helping here
Tazer's mom: *laughing* I can't lie, sorry about that.

LOL. Oh Tazer.

Kaner's mom: Patrick was a very happy kid; he always had a smile on his face. [...] But when it came to hockey, he was very serious. When he would play street hockey and the guys weren't playing serious enough, he would get mad and come in.

LOOK, KANER IS SERIOUS ABOUT HOCKEY TOO. MADE FOR EACH OTHER, Y/Y?

Ugh, I think I just exploded from the cute. P.S. NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT KANER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Okay, okay, he's a disgrace to the human race, but seriously. Seriously. Watching his family talk about him, it's obvious how much they love him and how much he loves them and, whatever, haters gonna hate, but he's seriously a good person at heart (under all the terrible hair and sleaziness). I love him. And Tazer does too, so we can all have terrible taste together. Don't judge.


#3) I think we should spend a moment or ten on Tazer's thighs. We all know how I feel about thighs, right? Kaner would buy that in a bachelor auction, or let his kindergarten class climb all over them, or maybe drunkenly bite them as part of a training regimen to make Tazer less of a Canadian robot. Or maybe Tazer would woo Kaner with those thighs as he tries to figure out why he even likes this failure at life. (No, really, just visit every comment thread ever. Ugh, this fandom!!)

#4) GO HEEEEEELS.

Sorry I'm posting so much. Nothing like sports and a new fantastic fandom to make me have all the feelings and feel the need to share them, like, all the time.

Comments

[nicolasechs.livejournal.com]

POST AS MUCH AS YOU'D LIKE

I WANT TO DRAW GIANT HEARTS AROUND ALL OF YOUR POSTS AND MAYBE MAKE OUT WITH THEM A LITTLE

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I'M POSTING THIS HERE SO YOU CAN REMIND ME TO WRITE THESE:

meiface: it's okay!!
i have 3 chat windows open and i'm talking kaner/tazer AUs in all of them orz
my life

nicolasechs: you should be proud of yourself, these are GOOD LIFE CHOICES

meiface: i'm so excited about ALL of them haha
there's the porny one where they're in suits and kaner's feeling up tazer's ass and touching his cufflinks and his wrist because tazer totally has a wrist kink

nicolasechs: ...
...
YES SO MUCH FUCKING YES

meiface: and there's the one where tazer tries to be more lighthearted/less serious and decides to use emoticons during texts, but keeps accidentally sending texts with ;) instead of :) to kaner, who is like IS HE HITTING ON ME?? IS THIS MY CHANCE??

nicolasechs: HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
ONLY KANER WOULD THINK THAT EMOTICONS ARE THE HEIGHT OF FLIRTING

meiface: and THEN there is the requisite boys-discover-fandom and kaner texts tazer about all the porn being written about them on the internet and tazer's like WTF even is a soul bond and kaner is like, it's where our souls are bonded DUH hey did you see this one that's based off twilight?? isn't that cool??

nicolasechs: oh god oh god kaner how are you simultaneously the worst and the best at life?

P.S. YOU SHOULD WRITE CHILDHOOD SWEETHEARTS AND/OR PRINCESS BRIDE AU FEATURING BUTTERCUP!KANER WITH THE GOLDEN MULLET.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I HAVE STARTED IT. :D

I keep getting distracted by other ideas though, which I will post in hopes of inspiring other people to write, like:

meiface: there should also be a fic where kaner's trying to romance tazer 'properly' so he does the whole dates thing and paying even
and, like, not sleeping together immediately
and tazer gets the wrong idea, like, are you not into me? are you just pretending to be into me?
bc if kaner was really into him, wouldn't he have jumped his bones in a bathroom stall already??

swingingstars: the fic should start AFTER they do almost hook up!
and for some emergency reason they don't and kaner is all ~reevaluates life and realizes he wants to do right be tazer~
and tazer is like D; DO YOU NOT LIKE ME?! WHY DONT YOU WANT MY ASS? EVERYBODY wants my ass

forochel: why are you paying
WHY
why do you hate me kaner
is this a joke
>(
and kaner's like WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, ASSHOLE
and tazer's like WHY ARE YOU NOT BLOWING ME IN A TOILET STALL
and kaner's like I'M JUST TRYING TO TREAT YOU RIGHT, FUCKTARD
and then mauls tazer's face with his mouth
and all is well

ARE YOU INSPIRED YET?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahaha that sounds great, because I'm constantly like YOU SHOULD JUDGE YOURSELF FOR YOUR TERRIBLE TASTE TAZER, but he's so head over heels for it anyway. He should be ridiculous soppy for Kaner and then judge himself more for it.

Excited about everything in this fandom!

[nyw.livejournal.com]

DON'T APOLOGISE FOR POSTING SO MUCH. IT IS GORGEOUS AND IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE AND ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT SOMETHING.

hit it so hard. climb him like a tree. all the time. to country music. possible taylor swift. maybe a disney movie.

LAUGHING FOREVER SO PERFECT

[meiface.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHAT OCCUPIES MY TIME WHEN I'M NOT WATCHING BASKETBALL. BUT YAY STATE AND UNC GAME IN A FEW HOURS, YEAHHH.

No, it's better people don't put Jeff Skinner anywhere near me, I would totally cling in a shameful and embarrassing way.

[zanzando.livejournal.com]

HI THERE.

Delurking because, well, HOCKEY, and also to say that you could watch the Canes games via stream? A lot of us do, and meet in Campfire (https://bookshop.campfirenow.com/88453) and spam each other with pictures of EStaal's and Skins' face.

YOU SHOULD COME JOIN US SOMETIME.

Shame on V for not inviting you, honestly.

(All my recent posts are at DW (http://zanzando.dreamwidth.org/), if you are wondering about my empty-ish LJ.)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

HELLO. ALL THE HOCKEY FANS, HURRAY. I am glad there are so many of us because I am hoping that will elevate the number of fics produced. *__*

I usually do watch the games via stream, but I was out in the city yesterday and while we had a TV at the bar, it wasn't showing any hockey. Boo hiss. I'm definitely watching the Caps v. Hawks game tonight though! ...and possibly streaming the Canes game at the same time while wailing about the lack of bb!Jeff.

I will check out Campfire tonight? I have never been. But if it's lots of people flailing about hockey, I am down with that.

[zanzando.livejournal.com]

YAY!

There'll be at least three people there. And we're pretty vocal. Sometimes porn happens. SEE YOU TONIGHT probably. :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I just went and added "Jeff Skinner's dimples" to my interests. I hope there is porn involving those. :DDD

[zanzando.livejournal.com]

WELL. There is a file called blowjobdimpleporn.doc on my computer, and it involves Jeff giving EStaal a blowjob with Eric pressing a finger into his dimple to feel the head of his dick, and another two fingers to his throat to feel him swallowing, SO.

Most of that happened in chat.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD CAN I TAKE THAT FIC TO BED WITH ME. Ahem, that is to say, I'm so into that.

[zanzando.livejournal.com]

It is IN THE WORKS.


Somewhat hindered by the fact that EStaal looks basically exactly like my brother, only blond.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

...siblings should NEVER be brought up in porny fannish spaces. It's traumatizing. D: I am routinely reminded, inadvertently, when I read about teenagers having sex that oh god my brother's that age let's never go there.

On the other hand, DAMN, your brother. /inappropriate??

[zanzando.livejournal.com]

No, that's okay, that's everyone's reaction. OTL
He's like 4" taller than EStaal though, so I can DISSOCIATE THAT SHIT. Probably.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, taller?

WHAT IS HE, A VIKING GOD? No, no, don't answer. Just dissociate and continue on with the delicious Jeff/Estaal porn. That's the important part there. /priorities

[zanzando.livejournal.com]

OBVIOUSLY.

(He's 6'8" - I'm 5'9" and basically "the short one" in the family, sigh sigh.)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I'm 5'1". I cannot even comprehend that height, okay. @_@

[zanzando.livejournal.com]

My whole main course in HS was basically 12 guys, all 6'2" - 6'10" - AND ME.

[zanzando.livejournal.com]

Okay, some of us are in chat now, maybe we'll see you around? :D?

https://bookshop.campfirenow.com/88453

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Starting out laughing at their ridiculous douchebaggery is basically the only way to deal with them. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT HOW PERFECT THIS FANDOM WOULD BE FOR A FRAT AU. In case you need further incentive to investigate the awesome dudebromances going on here.

I WISH I COULD SAY I WISH YOU GUYS HAD DONE BETTER BUT /o\ Yes, there is always next year! Plus a lot of your guys are pretty young, right? So they should stick around.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Yessss the Canes give me all the feelings and they're so conveniently in NC! IN FACT ERIC STAAL LIVES TEN MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE. Which is why you writing him as a frat president dealing with his annoying brothers (both frat and RL ones) and trying to abstain from inappropriate acts of filth with the new wide-eyed pledge Jeff Skinner... :D

[forochel.livejournal.com]

no comment on the fics, because.




BUT SRSLY MEI I'M THE CLOSEST IN AGE TO SKINNER & I'M STILL YET TO COME TO TERMS WITH HIS YOUTH.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER I WOULD LICK JEFF SKINNER'S DIMPLES

DON'T JUDGE

[forochel.livejournal.com]

IT'S OKAY


IT'S LIKE HOW TAZER WOULD LICK KANER'S DIMPLES, I GUESS. EXCEPT HE HAS MORE SHAME. SO MUCH SHAME.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SHAMEFULLY JERKING OFF TO THE IMAGE OF KANER LAUGHING

MAKING A GOAL AND JUMPING INTO HIS ARMS

LICKING HIS LIPS

TOUCHING HIMSELF - THINKING OF TAZER?

SO MUCH SHAME FOR JONATHAN TOEWS.

[forochel.livejournal.com]

ALSO THE BAUER UNDERSHIRT SEX. DON'T FORGET THAT.


THE PLAY OF THE CLINGY MATERIAL OF THE UNDERSHIRT ACROSS HIS SHOULDERS WHEN HE LAUGHS

[meiface.livejournal.com]

and biting, there should be biting. Or, Tazer sort of wishing he could bite the slope of Kaner's neck where it meets shoulder and then maybe lick down to the collarbone and back up the throat, just to feel Kaner's pulse racing, his Adam's apple bobbing under Tazer's lips.

[forochel.livejournal.com]

when he's staring intensely off into the middle-distance he's actually thinking about rucking Kaner's undershirt all the way up so he can bite his way up Kaner's sternum, lave Kaner's nipples with his tongue, get Kaner off through the slippery material so he makes a mess in his pants.

and then when Kaner elbows him gamely in the ribs, all "hey, Tazer, you ready to go?" he's half-hard and embarrassed, which he covers up by smacking Kaner upside the head and growling, "don't fuckin' do that, asshole" at him.



FAILBOTS FOREVER ♥

[spinfrog.livejournal.com]

Hahaha Kaner!!! He is clearly so embarrassed by this baby video footage shit, but he gets his class-act on! (no, really, you can SEE him wanting to, like, hide his face and whine MOOOOM and then he DOESN'T!!! He acts like a mfing adult pro-hockey player or s/e *g*) ...But later, he privately asks him mom not to ruin his party boy cred no more :p....

[meiface.livejournal.com]

It's because he's a big marshmallow of a mama's boy underneath his swagger and his terrible hair and his desperate attempts at establishing party boy cred, lolol. Oh Kaner. ♥