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[meitachi]

JUST LISTENED TO EXO'S "TWO MOONS".

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD OH MY GOD.

"SELECTED VIPS WOULDN'T IT BE MAMDO WHEN WE AWESOME NOW WE GONNA ROCK ROCK ROCK IT JUST GOTTA KEEP YOUR SEATBELT FASTENED."

SOMEONE GIVE ME A DL LINK TO THIS ALBUM ASAP.

Uh, that said, Machine is autotuned like whoa (yeah yeah SME) but is really catchy. Performances? MV? Eh. But I might just loop Two Moons and lol and lol and lol.

WHATEVER, HAVE SOME LEE SUNKYU BEING FLAWLESS(LY HOT):

Fuck, Sunny. No one can be as pretty, as cute, as scorching hot, as spunky, as sassy, as tough, as bubbly, as sexy, or as sunny as you. ♥ What is Soshi even up to? I miss my girls.

Also, uh, I know it's been a while but Donghae? I would still do you. Or let Minho do you. Whatever!

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Comments

[taylormercury.livejournal.com]

DONGHAE IS ALWAYS HOT AND CUTE AND DOABLE!!! 8)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

HE REALLY IS. Having sort of fallen out of paying attention to kpop, he comes across my radar less, but when he does I'm still like damn, boy.

[herocountry.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8ls2OTgJiM

oh man you need to listen to the chinese vers

also the part you quoted was key alskghsaeg

BESTFICTION FOR DLS :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahaha I listened to the M version too and also loled at the WTF CHINESE LYRICS.

Yeah, I figured out it was Key but lololol all the same. Just. This song!!

It's really catchy though. Seriously.

[herocountry.livejournal.com]

why are your comment pages customized ;_;

LOL LOOK AT THIS SHOWCASE PERF FOR IT.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_66evRrl_U

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SORRY. Because some people can't acesss the default pages since LJ changed them to be stupid. And also, comment subject lines? IDK IDK.

NO YOU CAN'T DRAG ME DOWN WITH YOU.

[herocountry.livejournal.com]

oh i see @_______@

WATCH IT IT'S HILARIOUS Q_Q

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Work now! So after I finish this thing, I will.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WATCHING. SO EMBARRASSED. SO EMBARRASSED.

ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO

[herocountry.livejournal.com]

hey wasssuuUUUUUPPP??

[meiface.livejournal.com]

/rocking self in shame

[herocountry.livejournal.com]

今晚要多了个多了多多多多了个多了个月

[meiface.livejournal.com]

这是什么废话？？

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Dramas and musicals, right? That seems to be what idols do in their "down" time between albums. /no interest /wants them on variety shows /entitled fangirl

Nah, it's good for them to be pursuing other things and having some, hopefully, relaxation time. I will poke my head back into their stuff once they promote another song - hopefully one I don't hate as much as The Boys, lolol.

Thanks for answering my question though! :D

[starflower135.livejournal.com]

http://www.mediafire.com/?vpa7bq87e8bri2t

enjoy~

[meiface.livejournal.com]

lol oh god who needs music taste anyway, right?

Thank you!

[acornmama.livejournal.com]

LOL Hmmm is that EXO interest I see?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

NOOO just laughter. But in a good way!

But hockey playoffs have started today and that's going to take all my attention haha.

[suxing.livejournal.com]

oh god two moons is the most ridiculous thing between rolling like a buffalo and two moose i just can't dlskajfslkj

have you heard 你的世界?? it's really pretty and MAMA is ridiculous and super intense-sounding, but the mv is so trashy and terrible, but i like it anyway so whatevs \o/

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Can I just say that Mama's chinese lyrics are so wtf and bad? Machine's are brilliant but Mama is just... who wrote those, SM, for they should be spanked.

[suxing.livejournal.com]

ohhh i haven't looked at the lyrics to Machine yet, but yeah, MAMA is just... embarrassing. i died at least three times when i watched it. the lyrics are even worse than History, which i didn't think was possible.

terrible chinese lyrics aside though, i'm kind of surprised at how much i like all the songs on the mini album. :0

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

I have Machine (exo-m) on loop, I like it so goddamn much. Even more so that the Korean version lol. And yeah, all the songs are surprisingly good and different from each other.

I didn't think History's lyrics were too bad. But christ. Mama was just so awkwaaaaaard and nonsensical. orz

[suxing.livejournal.com]

i can't even pick favorites!! i think the only song that i like-but-don't-love is What Is Love, which is still a pretty damn good song. also, i think i am just automatically biased in favor of exo-m D: but i like exo-k too!! it's just. different. \o\

MAMA is hilarious thoughhhhh and actually really catchy to me? i like how it sounds so angry. :Db

AND OKAY OKAY B/C IT JUST BEGS THE QUESTION, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER? :DDD

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Agreed. That ethnic bias is still lurking around, methinks. MAMA is just full of lols and macroable clips. :Db

Fave? Oh man... Tao, I think. IT'S THE WUSHU LOUISE. And then the lols that comes from him liking luxury brands and self-cam addiction and completely ditching whatever image he's supposed to have on stage with his MUMBLEMUMBLE. Goodbye, concept, goodbye.

Kris comes in at a close second. Canadian, polyglot, and rolls like a buffalo. Great for all my laugh therapy THE VARIETY SHOWS, I CAN'T WAIT.

[suxing.livejournal.com]

dfslkajfdkls the split between tao's onstage persona/image and the way he is during interviews is so jarring for me? like in all the previews he's like INTENSE, ANGRY, DARK but then you see him in person and he's like a complete derp.

KRIIIIIS~~ 队长~~~ ;____; and he's such a good 队长 too. i kind of was vaguely into him, but then i saw the sina live chat interview and now i adore him to bits >w< also his handwriting is hilariously bad, and yet somehow does not surprise.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SINA/SOHU LIVE CHAT INTERVIEWS HAVE YOU HAVE YOU :DDD

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

I think the paradox of his stage/interview personas is what makes him hilarious and therefore worth all the faves for me. He's the type that's so easy to make fun of due to SURPRAIZE!derp. :Db

队长 kind of makes me facepalm each time I hear the goddamn WassssuuuuuuUUUUUP. Christ, kid, what's up with the weird inflections? But his fluency in languages really won me over. A+, leader, A+.

And yes, I watched both live and LOL'd my way through everything. The second MC was such a troll, 'twas awesome. Will LOL again.

Oh, you need to listen to this: http://annaraffaella.tumblr.com/post/20934531524/exos-bitch-exo-m-history-super-kawaii

[danii06.livejournal.com]

... I actually have the EXO-M mini-album in my computer. MY WINAMP'S KPOP CHERRY HAS BEEN POPPED. I blame you entirely for this.

I don't even understand Korean or Mandarin, but the MAMA's English Gregorian chant nearly made me bust a gut laughing. I thought nothing could be worse than Shinee's FANTASTIC ELASTIC, but SM always finds new and enterprising ways to inject hilarity in the term "engrish"

I don't think I'll ever get into the fandom itself, but I admit to being thoroughly entertained w/ all the amazing fodder on tumblr and the wicked supernatural MVs. I'm still terrible with attaching names to faces though, and can only remember Tao, Kai and Lu Han. The rest I refer to as "that guy with Trowa Barton hair, the Bacon dude, and the one who looks like Han Geng, etc etc."

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

I can't even say I'm pleased because I'm still going "wtf" at myself for getting pulled into this one.

I still think Shinee's FANTASTIC ELASTIC wins at SM's most memorable batshit english lyrics. Although... http://annaraffaella.tumblr.com/post/20793435713/sms-english

I change my mind. Suju wins that dubious honour.

The tumblr fodder is all I need of the fandom. XD I'm really only bothering learning the Chinese group's names. Until at least they get onto variety shows as 12. Until then 6 is more than enough. @_@`

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I haven't! I DLed the EXO-M album though! So I'll listen to it eventually. Got super distracted by hockey tonight though. /o\

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

/ugly laugh

http://choirobin.tumblr.com/post/20884264576/sm-2003-girl-sm-2008-noona-youre-so-pretty-sm#notes

I'll let Lille and Louise do the rest of the work. /braindead

[suxing.livejournal.com]

omg no lille's not in this fandom (... yet. WAIT FOR IT--) so it'll just be you, me, and tori i'm afraid @_@

but LOL that link. so so true ;____;

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Tumblr is a goldmine for exo lols right now, which is why I think I'm even in it (however resignedly and unwillingly.) So much macro/gif love. XD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha

"ahjumma you're so kawaii" is disproportionately hilarious to me right now.

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Trolls like a buffalo.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

STOP IT I'M WATCHING HOCKEY!!! IT'S SUPER EXCITING!

THERE IS A LOT OF PUSHING AND HARD CHECKING. :D

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

BUT CAN THEY ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

IT IS A SKILL THEY SHOULD PROBABLY LEARN.

IT IS A SKILL EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN?

[intomorning.livejournal.com]

LOL, 'wouldn't it be mamdo'.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHAT THEY SING, SARAH. lol did you listen to the song? It's so hilariously great.

[intomorning.livejournal.com]

I did (along with the other songs you linked)! I still can't get over how elaborate EXO seems to be. :o

[meiface.livejournal.com]

They're a massive SME production, seriously. SME takes their idol groups Seriously.

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's "mindblowingly." But. LOL, engrish. |D

[peachpastiche.livejournal.com]

http://peachpastiche.tumblr.com/post/20743413208/au-meme-exo-mama-as-clow-cards-pt-1
http://peachpastiche.tumblr.com/post/20743429747/au-meme-exo-mama-as-clow-cards-pt-2
http://peachpastiche.tumblr.com/post/20743437774/au-meme-exo-mama-as-clow-cards-pt-3
http://peachpastiche.tumblr.com/post/20743443917/au-meme-exo-mama-as-clow-cards-pt-4

[meiface.livejournal.com]

L M A O

THAT IS AMAZING. AMAZING!!

OMG CLOW CARDS. Can't stop laughing. Wow.