but if I cut you, Nando, you still bleed Liverpool red

[meitachi]

I had a great weekend from wandering the sunny streets of DC to screaming at hockey in a bar (much to the amusement of various guys who apparently find it bemusing that girls are into hockey, okay then) and knocking back Fireflies (sweet tea vodka & lemonade ♥) to watching the absolute terriblamazing clusterfuck that was Game 3 of the Pens-Flyers series. But I'm going to take a little break from hockey to talk about how I accidentally rediscovered all my feelings about football.

I mean, first, there were all those pics of Xabi Alonso in a suit looking ungodly hot.

And then Saturday night at the bar, alongside all the great hockey, they were also replaying the Liverpool-Everton match and STEVIE G ON MY TV. ♥♥♥ I still hate you Suárez but YAY LIVERPOOL. Get some.

And then I remembered how this video from a week ago made my day:

(source)

I LOVE YOU CRISPY, I DO. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR RIDICULOUS TALENT AND YOUR UNHEALTHY AMOUNTS OF HAIR GEL. AND I REALLY LOVE YOUR THIGHS OF THUNDER.

Kaká appreciates them too. :D :D :D

Related, here is a 30K CrisKa AU rec where Cris is a half-demon and Kaká is a priest.


REAL MADRID V. BARCELONA THIS SATURDAAAAAAY.

The only response to all these feelings, of course, was to go reread all of conspiire's football/World Cup superlatives askfdkls ugh she is the funniest. Hair possession: a fact you ignore at your own peril. Trufax.

Speaking of hair, Nando is blond again. NANDO IS BLOND AGAIN WHY DID YOU LEAVE US YOU TERRIBLE PERSON? ;_______;

And, okay, because I can never not have hockey thoughts, here is a fun and shallow thought: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE KANER TEACHING JEFF HOW TO UNDERSTAND A DIRTY JOKE? (Or forochel should finish and post the Kaner/Jeff she's chatficced at me...) I just need Jeff to be introduced to debauchery through Kaner debauching him any means necessary, for the good of Jeff's future career in the NHL. I would write this myself but it would require the invention of too many "that's what she said" jokes and those are hard.

Yeah. You see what I did there.

Comments

[forochel.livejournal.com]

NOT HIS BABY BUT.


ALSO FFFFFFFF STUCK ON KICKETTE NOW OH SHIT

[meiface.livejournal.com]

DON'T WORRY, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PICS WITH HIM AND HIS OWN BABIES

ugh, so fucking cute.

[forochel.livejournal.com]

KICKETTE WHY YOU SOUL-SUCKING BLACKHOLE OF CESC FABREGAS ARCHIVAL HOTNESS


/not even making sense anymore




the more I kickette the less kaner gets banged by tazer. D: D: DDD:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

BUT JONATHAN TOEWS'S ARSE YS ON FYRE

http://pkaner.tumblr.com/post/20941822405/shake-that-ass-for-me-jonathan-toews

[forochel.livejournal.com]

oh.


oh.



I FEELE A RISYNGE COMYNGE ON