why so serious, captain serious?

#1) Hurricanes’ Jeff Skinner given 2-game suspension for kicking Scott Nichol

meiface: HAHAHAHAHAH
meiface: I mean, torn between laughing hysterically and bawwing because of him missing games
swingingstars: SO HILARIOUS bc im just picturing his sulking face - you KNOW he's sulking - and IT'S SO CUTE.
forochel: oh, he is scrappy.
meiface: HE'S BASICALLY PERFECT AND UGH WE WOULD HIT THAT
forochel: SIDE-EYEING YOU. VERY MUCH.
meiface: SHUT UP SHUT UP
swingingstars: hit it so hard. climb him like a tree. all the time. to country music. possible taylor swift. maybe a disney movie.
meiface: set to the bg music of I Just Can't Wait To Be King
swingingstars: ROFLMAO. followed by I'll Make a Man Out of You and Go the Distance.

Super happy the Canes beat the Wild. Drunk at 3PM on St. Patrick's Day and following the game on my phone because no one cares enough to show the Canes games anymore, lol. Skinner's out tonight's game against the Jets too BUT HE COMES BACK TO US SOON. /nibbles. God, he really is a life ruiner.

#2) ( HOME VIDEOS OF TAZER AND KANER AS BABIES. )

#3) I think we should spend a moment or ten on Tazer's thighs. We all know how I feel about thighs, right? Kaner would buy that in a bachelor auction, or let his kindergarten class climb all over them, or maybe drunkenly bite them as part of a training regimen to make Tazer less of a Canadian robot. Or maybe Tazer would woo Kaner with those thighs as he tries to figure out why he even likes this failure at life. (No, really, just visit every comment thread ever. Ugh, this fandom!!)

#4) GO HEEEEEELS.

Sorry I'm posting so much. Nothing like sports and a new fantastic fandom to make me have all the feelings and feel the need to share them, like, all the time.