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Entry tags:
- everyone loves donghae,
- fangirling? fangirling!,
- flailing,
- heechul is a pretty pretty princess,
- i swear i outgrew this pedophile phase,
- kibum is made of sex,
- learning chinese,
- omgwtf,
- pretty asian boys top me,
- sjm: bringers of all things good,
- stop judging me,
- suju has too many members,
- who needs self-respect,
- you make me gay for you
sjm, like the big dipper~
So I thought while I was on spring break and catching up with SJ (countdown to the comeback!), I might as well catch up wtih SJM too, right?
alskdjfdlk I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM. SO SO MUCH.
They're just. So. Ridiculously adorable. There are no words for it. Just see for yourself!
Donghae and Siwon taking sexy-cool-posing pictures of each other because they are just that hot, and Geng chasing Siwon around with a camera like paparazzi. And these boys. TRYING TO SPEAK JAPANESE.
Donghae, you don't even make sense, bb. Geng fails at all languages other than Chinese (and occasionally Korean).
But don't forget Mimi and Henry because aslkjfd MIMI I MISS YOU SO MUCH. T_T You are so tall and girly and fabulously cheerful, good-hearted, hardworking, ilu. Even in the face of your creepy stalker fans, you are so sweet. ♥
AND NO ONE BEATS HENRY'S ADORABLENESS. It's a fact. It's the fail Chinese and pinyin that do me in. From
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withcoffee's translations of Henry making an appearance on his Baidu bar:Translation (this is not an exact translation, more of a summary):
Henry: *out of NOWHERE, with pinyin in the middle of a bunch of Chinese topics* are you guys there????
Fangirls: *goes batshit*
Henry: it's new years so I wanted to think of the best gift to give you guys... so I thought I'd chat with you guys for awhile!
Fangirls: *goes batshit x1000*
Henry: pinyin must be hard for you guys to read so I got my younger cousin to type in Chinese for me (Me: *dying*)... its okay if you write in Chinese too because I'll make her read it to me!
Me: *too dead from Henry-fail to keep reading*
WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK. How is it possible for someone to be so adorable? Mochifaaace~
So I'm bored and going through the Baidu thread, finding and translating Henry's comments. These are all from 2009.01.25.
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对啊
我现在在台湾的屏东过年
我原来是要在中国过年的
可是 韩庚 周觅 还有别的韩国成员都回自己的家了
然后我一个人在北京的宿舍感觉很孤单
所以我跟我妈妈打电话了
他叫我去台湾跟妈妈的亲戚一起过年
这样才不会孤单
这样也能拿红包 ＾＾!!!!!
very happy !
Yeah, right now I'm in Taiwan for New Year's
I was originally going to spend it in China
but Han Geng, Zhou Mi, and the other Korean members all went home
And being by myself in Beijing was very lonely
So I called my mom
and she told me to go to Taiwan to spend New Year's with her relatives
So now I'm not lonely
And now I can get red envelopes!!!!! ^^
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我妈妈爸爸哥哥妹妹都还在加拿大
没有来台湾:(
真想他们啊
My mom, dad, older brother, and little sister are all still in Canada
They didn't come to Taiwan :(
I really miss them
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我没回ufo的原因是因为我在这里不能上网
所以我现在特别为了你们
去找了可以上网的地方了
所以请你们原谅我不回你们的ufo
好吗?
I haven't replied to UFO because I don't have internet here
So right now just for you guys I specially
went and found a place that has internet
so please forgive me for not replying to your UFO
okay?
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x (In response to people asking him if he's left)
还没还没
还没还没
还没还没
还没还没
还没还没
还没还没
!!!
别走别走
我很想跟你们聊天
!
Not yet not yet
not yet not yet
not yet not yet
not yet not yet
not yet not yet
not yet not yet
!!!
Don't leave don't leave
I really want to chat with you guys
!
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x (in response to people asking him about all the questions)
有点快
可是没事的
我一会ㄦ就要去吃饭了
你们吃饭了吗?
要吃饱饱啊
It's a little fast
But that's okay
I have to go eat in a little bit
Did you guys eat yet?
Make sure you eat enough! (T/N: But in a cuter way :3)
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没关系
我边吃边跟你们聊
这样会很饱 也会很开心
你们要不要来这里跟我一起吃饭啊?? ^^
这里有好多东西吃呦
It's no problem
I'll eat and chat at the same time
This way I'll be full and happy too
Do you want to come here and eat with me?? ^^
There are lots of things to eat here
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我先去吃饭了
在一次祝你们新年快乐
希望你们会很开心跟我聊天
这是我给你们的新年礼物
我知道不是全部的琴弦都在
所以....
希望在的琴弦能转告不在的琴弦
新年快乐 我爱你们
I will love you forever.
I'm going to go eat first
Again, I wish you all a happy new year
Hope that you all were very happy chatting with me
This is my New Year's gift to you guys
I know it wasn't the entire Strings (T/N: Henry's fanclub) that was here
So...
Hope the Strings who were here will tell the Strings who weren't
Happy New Year. I love you all.
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GOD HE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T STAND IT. I hope he got mocked to hell and back in Canada for it~ ♥ LOVINGLY.
Oh you guys. I am crazy excited for SJ3 and the dancey song and the MV and the performances and the album, really, but my heart, my heart, SJM took it and won't give it back. I need more manly!Wook and Chinese-pwning!Siwon and beauuutiful-meant-to-be!Qmi and snarky!cocky!leader!Geng and adorably-mischievous-five-year-olds!Hae & Henry. ;~;
(But it's okay. SJ3 will tide me over until the next SJM album comes out because alskdjf we can has hot!Kibum again and Heechuuul~)
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我觉得你们看拼音很辛苦
所以我叫我的表妹来帮我打中文
先祝你们新年快乐 身体健康 事事如意 学业进步 ^^
谢谢你们这一年的支持
你们看的懂吗?????????? ^^
你们也可以写中文
我会叫他翻译给我听^^
Like hell Henry knows the four-character well-wishes "身体健康 事事如意 学业进步", even in pinyin. That's gotta be all his cousin.
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idk, man, maybe he pays her to write in Chinese for him. -laughs-
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As excited as I am for 3jib, you just made me want SJM2 like crazy. *pines* But, as you say, KIBUM.
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Hopefully Sorry Sorry MV and perf will distract me for a good while. I want some sexy club dancin', you guys!
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I am wearing...clothes!
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It's my mom's engagement ring~ I commandeered it ages ago but just fished it out today. It's sparkly~
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almost more than sjso much! *~*the Japanese is amusing the hell out of me XD
and all the picture taking
and Donghae sjfakfj adorable silly boy ♥
HENRY AND HIS FAIL AMUSES ME TO MUCH how is one person so adorable!
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I THINK I JUST LIKE THE ADORABLE FAIL, and SJM gives me tons of that so I love them. :DDD
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GET OUT OF MY MIND, MEI. ♥
Also, since you're all excited about SJ right now and on spring break, I'd like to take the opportunity to tell you that it's my birthday next week, and all I want is good!fic. :DDD
...and yes I realize that I have yet to complete my fic for you and thus you are totally within your rights to refuse to write anything for me, but c'mon, Mei. Be the better person here.
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Oh maaaaan I was considering writing fic this break anyway. I suppose now I have no choice. XD Let's see what I can pull together...though this would also be a good opportunity to guilt-trip you into my fic. ::stares::
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(W-what is wrong with making cousins type in Chinese for you? I do it too)
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(I think it's so cute that he's using his cousin like that, haha. Guess he still needs to learn to recognize his characters despite knowing pinyin.)
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god, donghae was always my favourite. :(
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I always support a Donghae-bias ♥♥
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They're so ridiculously full of awesome. Join meee~
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also, Henry Lau is like a whole other level of cute. ;____; 要吃饱饱啊, cries, why is he like this. ♥ His friends from Canada are probably teasing him mercilessly, \O/. (speaking of which, a friend of a friend spotted him at some korean restaurant in Toronto, lmfao. Why am I on the wrong side of the country.)
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laksdjf I love your Hae bias. ♥
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