last time this icon's going to be my default

[meitachi]

GERMANY 4-1 ENGLAND

Becks is most displeased with England's performance today.

Whatever, dudes, I can't even be heartbroken because I'm too pissed. The England NT is shit and played like shit. Germany was amazing and I love them. Baby darlings are so cute, so clinical, so unselfish in their playing - they pass so well and they work together as a team. Podolski, you are so adorable, ilu. Özil, Schweinsteiger, Müller, Neuer, oh man - what an incredible goalkeeper. Mad props all around for Germany, you are definitely now #2 in my heart, right after Spain. I hope you go far. :)

England, fuck you. No, seriously. Fuck you.

Always excepted from my yelling about England is Stevie G. Stevie, I'm sorry your NT sucked but I love you forever and always. ♥

Though, to be fair, the score should have been 4-2. England's second goal was clearly a goal and having it disallowed was pure crap. I still have a lot of pent-up rage about that (fucking ref, fucking FIFA) but I can't say that would have changed the outcome of the game considering how England was playing. (Really awfully.)


Some relevant tweets (bc I spammed like crazy):

My entire commentary on this game is basically: AHHHHHHHHHH!! AHHHH!!! AHH OMG!! @_@ STRESS!!!!!!!

#GER IS SO GOOD AT PASSING. #ENG , SUCK LESS. Fuck I like more of #ger 's NT than #eng 's but...my love for Stevie G eclipses everyone else.

My yelling is reserved solely for Engand & the ref bc I'm supporting #eng & that makes sense idek. No trash talking of #ger allowed, ilt. :(

OH MY GOD FUCKING ENGLAND DEFENSE WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING EXIST OMG LUKAS SCORED 2-0 FOR #GER FUCK

Oh my god, torn, Lukas babyyyyy. So proud. <3 At least #ger is playing like a team HOW THE HELL CAN I SUPPORT YOU #ENG

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 2-2 LAMPSY OMFG WHAT IS THIS GAME. FUCK IT WAS CLEARLY IN OVER THE LINE FUCK THIS REF.

@coffeeandnaicha REF CALLS STAND, INSTANT REPLAY DOESN'T MATTER. REF WAS NOT 100% SURE DID NOT SEE IT REF IS FUCKING BLIND.

GOD. BOO THE FUCKING REF, I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH. BECKS ANGRY BITCHFACE YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. Halftime aksldghf.

FUCKING FIFA AND THEIR REJECTION OF GOAL-LINE TECHNOLOGY. COMMENTATORS ARE RIGHT, "IT'S A DISGRACE." FUCK YOUUUU REF.

I also want to cut everyone clamoring "karma" about the 1966 goal & being a bitch bc whatever the US had disallowed goals, #eng can suck it.

I WILL CUT ALL OF YOU SHUT UP THE 1966 GOAL WAS UNCLEAR BUT THIS WAS AN OBVIOUS GOAL. AND STFU USA STANS I HATE MY COUNTRY'S FANS.

TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT; ONE BAD CALL DOESN'T JUSTIFY ANOTHER ONE, DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE /rage

ontd_fb: fuck instant replays. They should do a new technology...once the ball crosses the line, there should be a light or a beeping noise

ontd_fb: an automated spanish voice going 'GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL!!!!!!!'

FUCKING ENGLAND WHY THE FUCK DO I SUPPORT YOU FUCK YOUR UTTER AND COMPLETE LACK OF DEFENSE FUCK YOU FUCK

(Becks is also not impressed)

@thousandneedles IT'S OKAY BB WE'RE ALL SCREAMING WITH YOU. I have never seen my t-list so full of capslock & cursing, ngl.

Oh my god. I quit. #ger deserves to move on, they are the much much better team. <3 Babies, do me proud.

They are playing like an incredible team and #eng is...playing like shite. My heart breaks for you Stevie G, though. No one else. </3


Okay I've moved on from expecting anything from #eng now, trying to figure out if a #ger v. #esp match could happen. Potentially, yes...

But that's assuming #esp wins their matches and #ger manages to beat #arg . Imma need a drink & Gerrando spam after this, fuck.

@paperwine PLEASE ALWAYS EXCEPT STEVIE G FROM OUR HATRED OF ENGLAND, NGL, HE IS MY WHOLE HEART NOWADAYS ):
@paperwine okay, actually, just half my heart. The other half is Fernando Torres. :D

I require a lot of alcohol and porn after this match, negl.

Ugh whatever, fuck this game. I'm not even heartbroken because #ger did so much better. BUT STEVIE I'M SORRY, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.

Awww Germany babies, you guys are so cute, iluu. PODOLSKI so adorable. <3<3<3 Do well in your next games!

Let's celebrate Germany's well-deserved victory! \o/




And now I'm going to spam you with some adorable fucking Torres to make me feel better about England's godawful performance. Spain, you are still #1 in my heart. Don't do to me what England did today.



Meeting Torres a big treat for young Rameez
When Rameez Mahomed entered the McDonald's player escort programme, he didn't realise it would lead to his meeting his soccer hero, Fernando Torres.


Rameez says the Spanish striker initiated the conversation by asking him his name and from there they continued talking about a range of topics, including Torres's nickname, his boots and Rameez's soccer knowledge and traded questions about each other's hairstyles.


"He told me he would never go to Manchester City because his heart was with Liverpool and also because he gets along well with Steven Gerrard."



NO MATTER WHAT, I STILL LOVE STEVIE GERRARD:



Still the fastest goal in the WC. ♥

As for ESPN's grades on the Eng v. Ger match:
have to disagree completely about stevie g's rating. i thought he had a good game. he was possibly the only attacking threat going forward, since rooney obviously forgot himself at manchester. but gerrard was really let down by his defence. cant really blame him.
→ as a Germany supporter I thought Stevie G was way better than a B- too. he troubled Germany a lot more than Lampard did besides Lampard's hitting the post twice. and he was much more influential and just absolutely everywhere England needed him to be.


Also, point: "...No matter what else happened. I'm so proud of both team because of their SPORTSMANSHIP." Way to sawp shirts like pros, guys. The hugging made me feel a little better. :)

God fucking damn, you guys, I am going to write some Gerrard/Nando comfort phone sex or something.

...or go hunt down more shirtless pics. PLEASE HELP.

omg ;_;

BRB uploading more Spain/Torres icons.


ETA: And the girl responsible for getting me into football and biasing me towards Spain even if she refuses to own up to it, conspiire, makes a hilarious post: The 2010 World Cup Superlative Awards, the group stage edition. GUARANTEED LAUGHTER.

While Ronaldo continues to ship himself and Kaká for the rest of us. Thanks, bb, it's true love~

Comments

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

BEFORE I READ THE REST OF THIS POST

BECKS. A+++ USAGE OF PICTURE THERE MEI. THAT GAME NEEDED MORE BECKS.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OMG BECKS' BITCHFACE IS THE BEST. TOO BAD HIS NT SUCKED.

But unf unf unf Germany was on fire today. I hope they destroy their next opponents. :D

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

BECK'S BITCHFACE COULD LAUNCH A THOUSAND SHIPS ON THAT FUCKING REFEREE'S ASS.

mei it's kinda ridiculous how many names i know now just because of that match.

also who plays tomorrow?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

<3333 haha ilu, learn the names! Learn the beautiful/hot/adorable ones! Okay well mostly just learn Stevie & the awesome Germany team haha.

Argentina plays Mexico later today! Everyone expects Argentina to win, which means they'll be up against Germany next. Tomorrow is Netherlands v. Slovakia and Paraguay v. Japan. Not my teams, much less stress. Tuesday will be another stressful day for me because Spain plays lol.

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

ALSO TEHRE WASN'T ENOUGH SHIRTLESSNESS IN THAT MATCH. I GREATLY PROTEST THAT. LAMPARD HAD A VERY SEXY BACK I DIDN'T MIND AT ALL HE DIDN'T TURN AROUND (OR MAYBE I JUST DIDN'T SEE).

THAT LAST PICTURE IS LIKE SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS AND SHIT.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I VERY MUCH AGREE. Lampard was nice, Rooney was way too fucking pale, AND WHERE WAS MY SHIRTLESS!GERRARD GODDAMMIT.

Stevie is the cutest ♥♥♥

[thundersquall.livejournal.com]

MOST MOTHERFUCKING USELESS ENGLAND TEAM EVER, SIR ALF RAMSEY AND GORDON BANKS AND JIMMY GREAVES AND ALL THE OLD ENGLAND GREATS, THEY WOULD SPIT ON THIS TEAM.

That said, Germany are so good, ugh. And Neuer, he has my heart. &hearts

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Germanyyyy I really hope they go far. ♥

Fuck this English team, I'm off to find shirtless pics, adorable pics, whatever. Writing Stevie porn in my head. >:|

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

Writing Stevie porn in my head.

TYPE IT DOWN SO WE CAN READ IT :D♥

[dropitminja.livejournal.com]

LAHM AND KLOSE TOO .. AND CACAU.. AND GOMEZ AND .. AND .. I'll stop sorry<3
England is fail at their own sport XD lol.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I don't deny it - Germany was amazing & I love them! :D This is why I was so adlkghfjf about an England v. Germany match because I think I like the German NT more, but...I love Gerrard so much that I had to pull for his team. :( But it's for the best that Germany gets to move on.

[x-amadare.livejournal.com]

While I feel bad for England's loss (well not as bad as I thought I would feel), Germany took my breath away with their amazing playing! I loved how they were so organized and you could tell they played as a team.

Have some Schweinski!

They are on a bed. Together. Gah!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SCHWEINSKI I LOVE THEM. Haha ngl, I really thought I'd be more heartbroken/weepy/depressed over the (inevitable) English loss, but I'm too pissed because they played so poorly and Germany did so well. Germanyyyy PLEASE BEAT ARGENTINA. :D SORRY BUT YES.

But, y'know, Stevie Gerrard in my heart forever, etc etc etc. :3

(uploaded new icons hehe this one is appropriate ♥)

[x-amadare.livejournal.com]

Appropriate icon is appropriate! ♥ They are adorable. I need more Bromance icons fjsiojofm.

I'M SO DISTRAUGHT ABOUT THE ARG AND GER GAME AOJDOAISFM. DD:

OMG Ronaldo/Kaká. God I love how Kaká is the only 'real' person Cris is following 8DD

[forochel.livejournal.com]

I have, like, seriously no feelings anymore. OTHER THAN THAT THE FINAL SCORELINE SHOULD'VE BEEN 4-2. JESUS FUCK, REF.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Yeah, basically this. FUCKING REF, FUCKING FIFA, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING SYSTEM ALREADY. If they don't want instant replays on fouls, whatever, AT LEAST USE IT FOR THE GOALS.

[transitorial.livejournal.com]

You have seen all I had to say about the game already.

But I have, like, a massive sportsmanship bias for Müller, now. That man is a fucking fantastic goalkeeper.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Here's to cheering for Spain & Germany together from now on! :D

I believe the goalkeeper was Neuer. :)

[transitorial.livejournal.com]

Oh right! lol, I am so not coherent enough to be using names. >.>

Spain/Germany is the new Spain/England. England can come play again once they remember the concept of defense. >O

[intomorning.livejournal.com]

Let's cheer for Germany and Spain together! I hope Germany will do well against Argentina.

Ahaha, look at Ronaldo being all, "Hey, guys, I'm not wearing a shirt :D" and Kaká's like, "Well, I'm full clothed, but I will put my hand on Ronaldo's shoulder as a compromise."

Also, have you seen this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL-kNqUcP1s)? Ronaldo introduces his new website in English.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Yes, I agree! :D

also omfg I ship Ronaldo/Kaká together so hard now, they are such cute BFFs and that's all it takes to get me even though I was going through past reports on Ronaldo and he is really...quite trashy about his relationships alsdkghfj. I think he slept with Paris Hilton too. @_@ I love him best with Kaká, his ~good influence~ lol.

That said, fuck, his English is adorable. akdhg

I was reading this entry & comment thread (http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_football/2358001.html?thread=227957489#t227957489) and it's basically made me love Stevie even more. So classy. ♥ Though I definitely agree thta goal-line technology should be implemented - there have been some horrible disallowed goals/ref calls.

[intomorning.livejournal.com]

"Hey. What's up, everyone? This is Cristiano Ronaldo. *winks*" Made me laugh so much.

I'm fine w/ video-replay not being used during the game, but I can see how goal-line technology would be useful. Haha, I like your suggestion of something that goes, "Golgolgolgol" or "GOOOOOOOOOL" in Spanish.

So classy! It's nice when players (and coaches) are gracious w/ their losses/wins.

[nittle-grasper.livejournal.com]

I feel your picspams heavily influence what teams I support. Since all my teams are out, GO SPAIN! Torres is cute like a puppy.

I was reading your tweets out to my British neighbor that I was watching the game with, he was impressed =P

AHAHAHA Ronaldo XD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ahaha in that case I should celebrate. \o/ I also keep stumbling upon more pictures and news bits and I have the obnoxious tendency to want to share everything I find interesting with other people in hopes that they too will find it interesting. Yesterday I stumbled across a bunch of pictures of footballers with their tiny kids, oh god. My ovaries are still recovering.

askghfj why are you reading out my tweets, lol. What was he impressed by? How much I was swearing and raging? Oh dear.

I've basically given in to the fact that I find Ronaldo endlessly entertaining, for good or for bad.

[nittle-grasper.livejournal.com]

NO, keep sharing! You are selling them well, I've started developing personal attachments to players and teams based on the things you post! Keep 'em coming!!

He said you were a proper English football fan, which I guess means you capslocked and dropped the F-bomb enough. He was also surprised you were so into England despite having no actual connection to the country LOL.

RONALDO IS LULZ AND HOT. Though you're right, he's kind of a douchebag on the field. Saw him bodyslam that Brazilian player and then have the other guy get called for a yellow card. Asshole. But still sexy.