pretend this is a picture of the beach :D

[meitachi]

Life updates! I am at the beach (Emerald Isle, NC) with family and best friend, so there will be drastically less internet time and much more gallivanting about on the sand and water to the point where I've inhaled so much salt I'm probably pickling. Pictures forthcoming at some point; we've rented out a house and it is right on the beach and it is gloriously sunny and beachy (all shades of yellow, orange, pink, and teal) and the water is warm and I am delighting in a change of scenery from the flat-flat-oh-also-flat Midwest.

Things!

- I have managed to lose my left contact lens! I either lost it in my head (unlikely, because my eye is not protesting by turning vividly red and painful) or somehow failed to actually put it in my eye when I sleepily attempted to put in contacts this morning. So that's sad. I'm in glasses for the rest of the trip, it seems, and until I get back to STL. :( BUT IT'S OKAY, MY GLASSES MAKE ME LOOK GEEK-CHIC, OR SOMETHING HIPSTER. WHATEVER. A hipster with a headache; man, I am not used to wearing my glasses for prolonged periods of time anymore...

- I went into paroxysms of joy this morning upon the discovery of JIF Peanut Butter With Honey. The honey is in the peanut butter, you guys. OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY, IT IS SO DELICIOUS. I have plans to clutch the jar possessively to my chest and eat from it with a spoon. Who cares if anyone else wants any!

- Inception fandom continues to dominate my life and plans have been made to see it for a fifth time with efio_47, who has not yet seen it once! She's asked if I've seen it so often I can quote the entire thing or reenact it for her amusement. Sadly, the answer is yes, but only for the Arthur/Eames bits. And, well, basically every single Saito line. :D Surely you see why.

- On this note, my delicious continues to explode from the amazing Inception fics and kinkmeme fills. Still, there are so many good prompts - I kind of want them ALL to be filled. I have managed to fill 2 on my own! I didn't know I could still write! This is what this fandom does to me, okay? (Ruins me, obviously.)

- I am now at peace with my very large and very platonic crush on Adam Lambert. God, he is just so shiny. Sometimes quite literally!

- My life is composed of beachy activities - swimming, waking up to watch the sunrise over the ocean, nearly drowning in salt-water, getting sand everywhere, poring over a puzzles!, reading - and also stereotypical activities that occur when large numbers of Chinese(-American) families get together: massive amounts of eating, mahjong, talking about college, watching the boys play Wii, cards, and I know someone brought a karaoke machine, oh dear god. You know what? I don't so much mind my life being stereotypes like this. :)

- And one last thing! I've concluded that while I adore JGL and his suits and oh man him rolling down the street in a giant plastic ball, I mostly want to :D all over him. While Tom fucking Hardy, on the other hand, does wicked things to my hormones. Damn.



DAMN.

I am all over this RPS shit, don't even judge. And where is my filthy porny hot Arthur/Eames? The ocean can only distract me so much with its repeated attempts of homicide! Speaking of which, IT IS SHARK WEEK. MUCH APPRECIATED, TIMING OF THE WORLD.

I will endeavor not to get eaten by sharks.


ETA: INCEPTION FIC, PRINCESS BRIDE STYLE. Arthur/Eames, lots of team antics, PG. THIS IS ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY, THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE WORLD. If you don't read it, I will cry. It is just that fucking amazing.

Comments

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOD TOM HARDY. LET'S BE TMI FOR A MOMENT SHALL WE? HIS CHEST HAIR DOES THINGS TO ME, I SWEAR TO GOD.

NGGGGGHHHHHH IS PRETTY MUCH MY REACTION OF EVERYTHING FROM THE WAIST DOWN.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

nnnnnnghhhhh is right alskdghjf god, I would lick that all over. DAMN YOU, TOM HARDY.

I ENJOY MY CELEBRITY CRUSHES SO MUCH :D

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

LICKING. MMMMMM.

ALSO I APPROVE OF YOUR PLATONIC ADAM CRUSH. I UHH HAVE A LOT OF TMI... STUFF CONCERNING HIM TOO, BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT.

IT DOESN'T HELP THAT HIS CONCERTS ARE A HALF-STEP AWAY FROM PORN. D:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

TELL ME TMI ABOUT ADAM, I DON'T MIND. :DDD

UNF OH GOD JUST FINISHED THE KRADAM FIC YOU RECCED AND ROFL OVER KRIS GETTING ALL STARRY-EYED AFTER SEEING ADAM PERFORM AND ALSKDGHFJ HILARIOUS FIC, SO CUTE.

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

SEE THERE'S THIS THING CALLED ACOUSTIC WHOLE LOTTA LOVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoUlvEtquBY) WHERE HE BASICALLY WRITHES ON A MODIFIED STAIRCASE. IDEK MEI. AND PERFORMING BAREFOOT DURING FEVER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpoXcw71qHE) WHILE KISSING CUTE BASSISTS. IDK IDK

POOR KRIS WASN'T PREPARED AT ALL. *PATS*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Um. Um omg, Adam. *_________________* Omg.

GOD IDK, IS IT WEIRD THAT ASIDE FROM KRADAM I ALSO REALLY INCREDIBLY LIKE ADAM/BRAD? ALSKDGHFJ and I know the bassist is Tommy but askgfj. Ugh, Adam, omg.

I must go upload some Kradam icons, stat.

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

NO IT'S NOT. I LOVE LOVE LOVE BRAD AND I LOVE THEIR EPIC HISTORY AND BURNING MAN AND I LOVE THAT BRAD WAS WITH ADAM WHEN THEY MET JOHNNY WEIR AND THAT BRAD HAD A CRUSH ON JOHNNY.

OH WAIT THAT WASN'T WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT ORIGINALLY.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SHRIEKS. THAT IS SO CUTE OMG SO FUCKING CUTE. AWW BRAD, BRAD. JOHNNY! aldghfj omg. :(

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

NGL ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD IS ADAM/JOHNNY FIC. AND ADAM/JOHNNY/BRAD PORN. (http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Brad%20Bell%252FAdam%20Lambert%252FJohnny%20Weir/works) IT'S HORRIBLY SELF-INDULGENT BUT I LOVE IT. ADAM AND JOHNNY HAD A PIC WITH A BED BEHIND THEM JFC.

OH AND ONE THING I LOVE TOO? BRAD/KRIS. SRSLY.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

mmm Brad/Kris. Mmmm, tangentially, now I want Kradam jealousy fic.


BUT I AM GOOD WITH THIS ADAM/JOHNNY/BRAD TOO, TYVM. :D AND YOUR OTHER RECS. I'M OFF TO LUNCH AND BEACHY TIMES BUT I WILL SAVE THESE TO READ. ♥

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

i am sure it's out there. the first one that comes to mind is the adam getting married with kris as his best man fic which uhh... lol i don't even remember who the author/what the title is. fail.

HAPPY READING. DON'T BURN, EAT LOTS :DDD

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

ALSO, WHUT, I WAS JUST TELLING A FRIEND A FEW DAYS BACK HOW TOM HARDY'S TOO TATTOOED FOR MY TASTES. APPARENTLY I JUST NEED TO SEE HIM NAKED TO CHANGE MY MIND.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I THINK HIS TATTOOS ARE KIND OF HIDEOUS BUT YET IT DOESN'T DETRACT FROM HOW HOT I FIND HIM. IDGI MEL. Also, also, the kinkmeme provides things like straight-laced Arthur has a tattoo (http://community.livejournal.com/inception_kink/4946.html?thread=5776466#t5776466) alskghkf. Unf.

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

THERE'S A THIN LINE BETWEEN HIDEOUS AND GORGEOUS TATTOOS FOR ME, AND THE BIGGER ONES HE HAS DEFINITELY FALL ON THE LATTER BUT WHEN THEY'RE JUST PEEKING OUT FROM UNDER HIS SHIRT? FUCKYEAH.

OHMYGOD HIP TATTOO (MY FAVORITE SPOT). IN HELVETICA. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED. AHJFGJSHD *_____* AND THE SECOND FILL IS JUST. *FANS SELF* I LOVE THE MENTAL OF EAMES' PROJECTION SETTING ARTHUR ON FIRE. JUST. LOL.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OH GOD LICKING OVER HIPS IS ONE OF MY BULLETPROOF KINKS, GOD, MEL. I NEED SOME PORN. /HUNTS DOWN

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

ME. TOO. (EVERYONE I HAVE RP-ED WITH KNOWS THIS, IT'S KINDA SAD.)

ON THE TOPIC OF PORN, HAVE YOU READ THE KRADAM PORNSTAR AU?

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WHAT, OMG NO. QUICK, LINK ME TO IT. AND MAYBE ALL OF YOUR TOP FAVORITE KRADAM FICS, HOW AM I MISSING THESE. :( I got most of the big fandom classics, I think? And I've been reading the Kradam big bang!

[ch-ar-me.livejournal.com]

JESUS MEI, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FREAKING HARD IT IS TO REC KRADAM SEEING AS HOW MASSIVE THE LIST OF AMAZING FIC IS? AND SEEING AS FS DISTRACTED ME BIGTIME, I'VE BEEN SLACKING IN THE READING. jerakeen DOES REGULAR REC LISTS AND I'M HEAVILY DEPENDENT ON THEM. I LINKED YOU TO THE MASSIVE RECLIST BY WEDDINGBEACHES ALREADY RIGHT?

PORNSTAR AU: http://kradamadness.dreamwidth.org/6845.html
AND HAVE THIS TOO BECAUSE IT'S SO EFFING BRILLIANT: http://kradamadness.dreamwidth.org/7579.html

[herocountry.livejournal.com]

OMG HE DOES LOOK VERY GOOD THERE...... *____* ok now you are making me like tom hardy a lot, stop this (can i also say his name LOL)

your beach adventures sound so sunny and happy! :"DDDD

[meiface.livejournal.com]

AND HIS INTERVIEWS LOLOL OH TOM HARDY. IDEK.

BEACH BEACH I WILL ROLL AROUND IN THE WAVES AND TRY NOT TO DROWN.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ALSO, SEE MY EDIT AND READ THE FIC OMGGGGGGGG PRINCESS BRIDE INCEPTION FIC OMG.

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

LOL I saw Inception - wasn't impressed (mostly because Cobbs annoyed the fuck out of me and since the entire movie is him whining about his life and screwing up everybody else's by withholding information about his psycho melodramatic wife, I didn't find too much enjoyment in it *sigh*) but I was very pleased by the PRETTY PRETTY PREEEEETTY BOYS IN YUMMY YUMMY SUITS. Therefore: lol, I am knee deep into Arthur/Eames fandom (...though to be fair, I actually read the first one thinking they meant King Arthur from Merlin and some dude/knight/whatever named Eames and it was HACKTHIS! so I was like obligated to read) and umph I love them. 8D

Also also also TOM HARDY AND CHRIS PINE ARE GOING TO BE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER 8D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA ohh yes Cobb was the ultimate emo angsty boy with troubled past; I remember sitting through the movie going "well that was an awkward infodump" when he was telling Ariadne about his wife. It was at weird times, too, like IN THE MIDDLE OF A JOB WHERE PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING AT YOU. Not exactly the best time to reveal all. But whatever. I mostly adored it for the heist/action bits (everything that reminded me of Ocean's 11, basically) and the other team members. :D

YES I KNOW, I AM SO HAPPY. 2011 IS SO FAR AWAYYY. :( ROMCOM WITH SPIES, DO WANT.

Re: my html was showing, how embarrassing!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

alkgfjd well I wasn't entirely serious - you can't really lose it because you will feel it, though sometimes the contact will slide off the front of your eye where it's supposed to be. But then there's usually burning pain so you kind of know. ~_~ I'm not helping, am I? Well, count yourself lucky that you don't need them then! Though they make a lot of things in life easier because some stuff is just a hassle if I have to wear glasses.

Mmm peanut butter is delicious~

[forochel.livejournal.com]

... from what stills I have seen, tom hardy is not nearly as pretty in the movie as he is in those pictures. >:

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Well he is more...clothed. And in unfortunate paisleys and tweed! But such is part of his character, idk, plus it is fun to make fun of in fic? Especially since Arthur is so sharply dressed all the time, unfff.

And really it is all Eames's dialogue in the movie that makes him. :D

[forochel.livejournal.com]

I rreally enjoyed Eames's dialogue! He was one of the characters whose design made internal logical sense in the movie, as opposed to ... Arthur, SORRY INTERNETS DON'T KILL ME.

[birdscore.livejournal.com]

I BOUGHT THE AIRLINE...IT SEEMED NEATER.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

LOL THE KINKMEME PROMPTS THAT ARE LIKE, THE TEAM DISCOVERS THE MEME. AND THEN.SAITO BOUGHT THE INTERNET...IT SEEMED NEATER.

[delocalised.livejournal.com]

tom hardy is such a sexy fucking ajkdls creature, idek. he's like, actual pure radiating sex. he walks around and people think of sex as he passes by or something. like a transmitter.

I'M SAD ABOUT YOUR CONTACT LENSES. ): I KNOW HOW VITAL THEY CAN BE. i have dailies, are you on monthlies?

thank you for the rec, i've been looking for good inception fic today. :D ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OH GOD CERI, HE REALLY IS SO SEXY, IDEK HOW HE'S GROWN ON ME LIKE THIS. HE'S NOW MY DEFAULT ICON, WHAT THE HELL. :(

ahhh I miss talking to people but the beach has been fun. :D Despite the contact lens fiasco, sigh. Yes, I'm on monthlies, which is usually fairly convenient except at times like this, which mean I don't have back-up pairs with me because I wasn't supposed to need them for a few weeks yet. Boo.

So much good fic in this fandom! ♥ My delicious continues to overflow. Also checking out some Kradam and Merlin in my spare time, heh. Which is not much, granted...

[ludicmelody.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE STILL HERE! ♥
I logged on like, a month ago and sadfaced when I saw a strike through your name. Because I didn't get to say byeeee. Disappeared for a month and HI. YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE!!!

My god, am I the only one that hasn't seen Inception yet? alsdjfoajf THIS SATURDAY.

Also, contact lens fiasco aside, nice to know you're having a great time (on vacation?) and stuff. :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

HI! Yes, I'm here! I did delete for most of July to handle some RL stuff, but I am undeleted now and more or less back, although mostly I am lurking to read fic. :D Inception as a movie has been extremely overhyped (still a fun and enjoyable movie, just not deserving of the mindblowing life-changing experience people have made it out to be), but oh man the fandom is so so prolific and happy-making.

Yes, vacation is fun! :DD Thank you. ♥♥