you think these things only happen in stories

[meitachi]

So today I met up with thundersquall for a writing day. What followed were the Most Excellent (If Inadvisable) Adventures of Mei and Sheena Being Highly Inappropriate in Public.


So Sheena and I hung out at Starbucks at Tanglin Mall, me working on Qmi porn and her working on Yewook porn. This was discussed at length, with multiple breaks for fangirling and tweeting and wailing about how writing is hard and things. The following are some highlights of our day:

ME: sob, 870 words AND NOT EVEN A KISS YET. I FAIL SO HARD AT PWP.
SHEENA: JUST GO RIGHT INTO IT, JUST ATTACH MI'S MOUTH TO KYU'S GROIN AND GO FROM THERE
ME: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ETERNALLY HELPFUL ADVICE, SHEENA though actually I think in this case it will be Kyu's mouth

ME: Oh my god, I haven't written porn in, like, a year! This is so hard. *flails*

No, seriously. I flailed like that multiple times throughout the day, just ask Sheena, because OH MY GOD WRITING IS SO HARD ASLDGKHFJD. T^T

ME: 1200w & they've FINALLY kissed
SHEENA: that's not a PWP, that's porn WITH plot
ME: no it's not, it's 1200w of them sitting on a couch ;;

Because that is what it was. :( I told you it was hard.

And then Sheena took a break from her writing to watch fancams of Ryeowook and read a YeWook pornfic her friend wrote her.

ME: Okay you just sit in your corner and have your orgasms then.
SHEENA: *DOES SO*

Then we talked some more about porn and the KRY concert and her loin-bursting love for Ryeowook, half of which was aloud and half of which was really inappropriate tweeting. I am so sorry for everyone who followed both of us and could see how immensely inappropriate (and spammy) we were being.

When I returned to porn-writing, I hit an obstacle. This was all said aloud, by the way.

ME: oh my god sheena i'm having a crisis over here *crazy eyes, pulls at hair*
SHEENA: what is it? it's okay! you'll make them come! it'll be over soon!
ME: no, no they're jacking kyuhyun off, right? but what are they jacking him off WITH?
SHEENA: ...his hand? *looks at me like I'm stupid*
ME: *DIES* NO THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT, I MEANT THEY NEEDED SOME KIND OF LUBE--

WHY IS THIS MY LIFE. WHILE IN A PUBLIC STARBUCKS. AND (most importantly of all) WHAT WILL THEY JACK KYUHYUN OFF WITH??

So I finished my fic and it's near 3500 words and the file is saved as whatwilltheyjackkyuoffwith.txt. I WILL COME UP WITH A REAL TITLE BEFORE I POST. Right now it is undergoing critique by Jen and Sheena because god knows what I wrote under the influence of being sick and clearly high and also so out of practice.

Also, this happened:

ME: when do you need to be back?
SHEENA: oh whenever. the cat's not due to be fed until 9. and my boyfriend, whenever is ok. anyway, he won't starve, he has a bowlful of dry food.
ME: your boyfriend????
SHEENA: LMFAO no the cat.


.________. Oh.

So yeah, it was a fabulous adventurous day of public porn discussions. There was also lots of Kibum mockery, which is our favorite pastime aside from talking about porn, apparently. What an unshowered, greasy, non-existing alcoholic. YET WE BOTH LOVE HIM SO. We also came up with the best AU idea ever for KiHae which I am trying to con Sheena into writing me, but which she claims is too cracky for her (lies! lies!). If I must, I will write it, but the idea is really too fabulous to not pass into existence.

In conclusion, we are shameless, but it's okay. I believe we gave some nearby patrons some interesting stories to take home to their friends and family about the crazy girls from Starbucks.

I'm so sorry for any secondhand embarrassment you're getting from this post. I, too, was once like you. And then I said, fuck it, because when am I ever going to be able to be this young and stupid and free again? I'll never see these poor scandalized people again in my life!

ETA: The ficcy results of this hard labor and ridiculous day are now up!.

Comments

[hyperballad.livejournal.com]

lolyoutwo

[meiface.livejournal.com]

KAT (WOW SEE I AM HIGH AND TIRED) YOU WOULD'VE HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH US T^T

BEST DAY EVARRRRRR

[thundersquall.livejournal.com]

LOIN-BURSTING LOVE INDEED.

i think the line "but what are they jacking kyu off WITH?" should go down forever in history and be on your tombstone when you pass on.

Re: BEST DAY EVARRRRRR

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SCREAM WHO ARE YOU
SPAMMING ME WITH YEWOOK HIPTHRUSTS

alksdghdjfd oh Sheena, it will be my new tagline in life ;______;

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ahaha, it's okay, no knowledge of specific people required! Just the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. :D

akdfd thank you, yes. I have recently rediscovered robo.to and am a bit spammy with it. ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hehehe, we were both giggling messes the entire time and yet it was entirely too much fun. Sometimes shame is overrrated. :D ILU TOO. ♥!

[hostilecrayon.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, awesome.

I used to discuss pr0n at my college in the smoker's spot. The people who didn't like it? They just wandered off when it got crazy. XD Good times!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

hahah that is fabulous. I guess you have to weigh your options. How much do you want to smoke versus how much you want to listen to some girl talk about porn!

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

SNERK.

Those poor scandalized people were lucky to have you, Mei.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD N HELLO, ARE YOU SORT OF BACK? HI, I HAVE MISSED YOU. Also slowly, slowly getting to emails in my state of illness and procrastination. ;o;

[transitorial.livejournal.com]

lmao your flailing is so adorably spazzy. And I wish I'd been part of this conversation!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know you are all WILDLY JEALOUS of being inappropriate in public. :D Oh Janel, I wish you'd been there too!

[konnistique.livejournal.com]

I love having inappropriate discussions in public! Especially other people's reactions :D ♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I didn't really notice too many reactions (granted, I was distracted) aside from the baristas behind the counter, but I think that was more due to my flailing, since I don't think they were close enough to overhear us. Heh.

[ghostdrive.livejournal.com]

This entire post, comments and all, has completely made my night. XD Inappropriate conversations in public need to happen more often!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

haha your comment paired with your icon makes me think of Henry enjoying inappropriate conversations in public!

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

I followed a link from your fic and gosh, this made me giggle like an idiot! Conversations like those IN PUBLIC are the best. I wish I had friends I could have writing days like that with :(

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I am glad! ♥ I am also lucky to have friends I can have writing days with here (I'm on exchange for a semester) because I actually have fewer of them back home, haha. Everyone is so spread out!

/uses what may be a familiar icon ohoho ♥♥♥

[forochel.livejournal.com]

lololol oh mei you are hardly the first people to discuss such things in public in singapore ♥♥♥

[meiface.livejournal.com]

WELL YOU ARE NOT HERE TO BRING YOUR VAST YEARS OF EXPERIENCE TO THE TABLE :((

[loki-lee.livejournal.com]

Just read this, will I one day achieve this sort of hilarious shamelessness. I would hope I'm slowly getting there, with the influence of various friends. One day I will be able to express my love for various fandoms in public! :D

Also, you had me dying of laughter. :DDDDD WHY IS THIS MY LIFE. WHILE IN A PUBLIC STARBUCKS. AND (most importantly of all) WHAT WILL THEY JACK KYUHYUN OFF WITH??

[meiface.livejournal.com]

haha it's a lot of fun. I, too, hope you one day reach that point...!

[misshoalan.livejournal.com]

lol that really made my day 8D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Glad to bring some lols, always!