happy dragon boat festival! 多吃粽子!

[meitachi]

from the ending talk at the sjm fanmeeting (via @zhouminews):

KYU: 我的心里面的一个橘子 （句子）
in my heart, there is an orange [jú zi]... (a phrase [jù zi])
MIMI: 橘子？有苹果吗？？
orange?! is there an apple too?
KYU: 句子！不是橘子！ㅠ
phrase! not orange! *laughing*
DONGHAE: *cracks up*
FANS: *cracks up*
KYU: 安静！
Quiet!
DONGHAE: Next!
KYU: 我的心里面有一个句子！
In my heart, I have a phrase.
FANS: *troll* 橘子~
Orange~
MIMI；*nods approval*
KYU: *goes on to say cheesy sweet things*
MIMI: *never going to let this go*

(random cute mihyuk)
(later, when it's mimi's turn to talk)

MIMI: 我的心里也有好多的橘子。
there are a lot of oranges in my heart too.
KYU: 橘子？！
oranges?!
MIMI: 橘子，对 哈哈
oranges, yes, haha

*i suppose most accurately 橘子 would translate to "tangerine" as it is 橙子 that is "orange" but i think common usage says the former can be used for either? /no one cares

;; excuse me while i break things from the sheer cuteness. TROLL KYU ALWAYS, ZHOU MIMI. and donghae too. and listen to the fans scream for zhou mi~


小呆视线只有你 / only eyes for one person
(poor sungmin is too short ㅋㅋ)


donghae, your chinese accent is beyond abysmal these days. like. siwon is better, that is how bad it's gotten. shame on you. that said, i was so happy to see him on enteratinment@asia with sjm (it was more like sjm featuring donghae - does he even count as part of the core group anymore?) and hitting (poorly) on patty hou. ;A; i love patty hou. watching them all (cough, save two unsurprising exceptions who are busy talking about their own private conversations from months past and giggling over their inside jokes) try to hit on her is great.

ETA: AHAHA THE BEST (& ONLY) LIVE PERFORMANCE OF «LOVE IS SWEET» EVER ALKDJFS KYUHYUN FORGETS HIS LYRICS AND MUMBLES LIKE JAY CHOU, DONGHAE FORGETS HIS LYRICS AND FANS SING IT FOR HIM, ZHOU MI FORGETS HIS LYRICS AND ADLIBS "LA LA LA LA" alskdfjds ;__________; ♥♥♥ Ryeowook is perfect ;___;

Comments

[chaos-harmony.livejournal.com]

SJ-M's fail Chinese is the best. THEY TRY SO HARD. It's adorable. Have you seen Donghae's twitter? He seems so proud of his ability to use pinyin. Aw, kiddo. (... she says, ignoring how he is like four years older than her.)

And bahahaha, I love when professional performers screw up; their ad libbing is usually a lot more amusing than the original script. |D

IT IS TRUE, JAY CHOU MUMBLES SO MUCH. THE POOR GUY CANNOT ENUNCIATE. OR EMOTE, IT SEEMS. *pokes him*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

haha they are the best. Apparently Henry also joins in on trolling and adds that Kyuhyun has a banana in his heart, and Zhou Mi is like "are you just here to sell fruit?!" And then Siwon, poor clueless Siwon, randomly jumps in - because he never misses out on an opportunity to make fun of people, even if he has no idea what is going on - and shouts that he wants dumplings. Okay, Siwon.

Donghae & Ryeowook both tweet a lot in pinyin, which is adorable, except Donghae is always, um, hitting on people and Ryeowook is actually learning useful things beyond pick-up lines. 8D

PRETTY MUCH MY BIASES ARE KIND OF OBVIOUS. But the ones I pay attention to make me super happy so it works out.

hahaha I love Jay Chou because of those reasons, the poor guy indeed.

[temperance-k.livejournal.com]

Delurking to say that your posts are TOTALLY HAPPY MAKING. I love how they both give me wonderful things to watch AND help me in my (absolutely abysmal) endeavor to learn Chinese.

For example, I am now 'shipping Khuntoria SO BAD, except for the part of me that suspects Nichkhun is actually probably a huge ~player~ Dear China, I would like to see you start up your own version of We Got Married. If Zhou Mi could be one of the first contestants, that would be GREAT.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

alkdhfdj I AM GLAD THEY ARE HAPPY MAKING. They are usually full of ridiculous things that make me happy, in any case, so I am hoping to spread the joy haha.

I SUPPORT ANYTHING WITH ZHOU MI IN IT. ESPECIALLY MORE RIDICULOUS SHOWS. Except I am not sure how good Zhou Mi would be dating a girl. >< Platonic shopping trips? He is all over that. Anything more though, I don't know--!

[temperance-k.livejournal.com]

I just have all of these dreams of Zhou Mi's fake wife having to meet her SJM brothers-in-law and having to put up with Kyuhyun sulking the entire episode.

... Also a combo episode where the Korean WGM and Chinese WGM couples meet up, so that we can Zhou Mi and Victoria on the same show. *-*

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Your dreams are delightful and I wish to subscribe to them! I do love a sulky!Kyuhyun, so so much. Sulky and jealous!Kyuhyun is the best and the world needs more of him. :>

slkdjfghf I need more shows with Victoria & Zhou Mi. I need a show with Qmi and Victoria. Or, best, Qmi & Khuntoria. And then they can all be cute and awkward and talk about each other behind each other's backs later on.

And while we're talking about shows we want, I want an SJM version of Hello Baby.

[temperance-k.livejournal.com]

I think this calls for WGM to finally fund Khuntoria to go to China. If they can hit up Thailand, they can go to Victoria's home too! And then the SJM guys can drop in and be overprotective and make Nichkhun sort of want to cry.

... OMG, how have I never heard of this show? GOING TO STREAM IT RIGHT NOW. I have no idea whether that baby would be the most or least fortunate infant in the world.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, be prepared to lose hours of your life to Hello Baby with SNSD (Sunnyyyy) or Hello Baby with SHINee (all of them but Minhoooo especially). SJM would be epic. I feel like Kyuhyun and Henry would be SO TERRIBLE with babies, it would be great, and Zhou Mi would be surprisingly, shockingly, not bad. :D Contrary to everyone's expectations. This should exist, please. Who needs 5jib? /shifty

I agree. WGM, go to China! ;__;

[temperance-k.livejournal.com]

So... I have lost many hours of my life (already) to Hello Baby with SHINee (MINHOOOOOO) but! In the process, I discovered the episodes of Idol Army with 2PM where SHINee guest stars.

I-I'm not the only one who FREAKED OUT at the blatant Nichkhun/Minho flirting and 'shipping (by the other members of their bands, aww) that went on, right? OH NICHKHUN, WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT FLIRTING WITH GUYS.

I also realized that, if SJM were to do Hello Baby, they'd have to decide if they were going to raise a Korean baby or a Chinese one. I-I can just imagine the chaos.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I actually never paid attention to 2PM until Khuntoria on WGM, so...all those other shows, I have no idea, but even I have heard of the love-love relationship between Nichkhun and Minho. ;) (Though my bias still delights in Minho's favorite hyung being Donghae. All my favorites should just be friends.)

Probably Korean, because that's what they default to? More HenMi speaking Korean though ;A; it would be great. I will live in this fantasy in my head.

[airplanewishes.livejournal.com]

I've read this before but I'm not sure if you were the one who translated it.

In my heart, I have oranges too.

Why do they sing Love is Sweet like that. LOLing. Forever cute!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I think evaporate posted a full translation! She is much better about official-type translations, whereas my stuff, like I said, I pick and choose the things that make me go \o/ omg! haha

SJM ARE SO CUTE I love them forever ♥♥