this post is NSFW or for your brain, probably

Mei: HAHAHA
omg
crying
i am reading badfic porn in chinese
AND THE SLANG FOR KYU'S DICK IS 玉柱
sob
Liz: LMAO
Mei: "jade/beauty pillar"
REALLY???
Liz: TY FOR THAT ENLIGHTENING PIECE OF INFORMATION
Mei: HAPPY TO HELP

( Wherein Mei discovers badfic Qmi porn. In Chinese. And is delighted. )

I now return you to your regularly scheduled life, now enlightened with new trauma.

(11:04:25 AM) meiface: it's sort of comforting that every language fandom will have badfic...
(11:04:40 AM) Elizabeth: haha IDK IF COMFORTING IS THE RIGHT WORD, MEI