WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY T_T

[meitachi]

Leeteuk doesn’t like to admit it but he knows he plays favorites sometimes. There’s Kangin, of course, because there will always be Kangin – they’ve known each other forever and Leeteuk can’t help it. What Leeteuk doesn’t talk really talk about (and what other people don’t really know) is how much he loves Donghae because of the way Donghae calls him repeatedly, homesick and needing reassurance (no one else will do), or the way he will wake Leeteuk at four in the morning just to say, “Hyung, I missed you,” and the way he’s moved so easily to tears when he finally hugs Leeteuk after two months away. Leeteuk loves the way Donghae makes him feel needed and wanted. He loves the way Donghae makes him feel, above all, special.

I'M BORED. I'M TIRED OF (FAILING AT) WRITING. EVERYTHING I WRITE IS POINTLESS. I FEEL UNFUNNY. UN-INSIGHTFUL. OTHER STUFF. (SEE HOW I FAIL AT WORDS?)

Solution?

ONE SENTENCE REQUEST MEME GOES HERE. Fandom, character/pairing, prompt, whatever. :| Go. But do not expect quality!

askdjfldks RESTLESS IDEK

eta: Apparently this is a one-sentence porn request meme. ::dies:: I've turned everything into smut, so help me God...

eta2: Er, requests now CLOSED. :D Thanks for playing!

Comments

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

ZHOU MI/SUNGMIN PLZ.

TRY OUT YOUR NON-PORN SKILLS.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

NO. EVERYTHING MUST BE PORN. :( BUT ONLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, HERE:


Zhou Mi doesn't really know Sungmin except for the few times they've run into each other while practicing and all the good things he's heard from Kyuhyun and Henry and Donghae, all of whom seem to rhapsodize their hyung in different ways. Zhou Mi is curious, though, because Sungmin seems so casual and tough to him despite his eternally cute image, and so he makes an effort to spend more time with Sungmin and get to know him better. The first thing Zhou Mi decides he likes is the way Sungmin smiles.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

ZHOU MI/SUNGMIN.

TRY OUT YOUR PORN SKILLS.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH FAILURE ALL THE TIME, WHY. ::facedesk::

Sungmin has always loved music; he has a particular weakness for voices so powerful that leave him trembling a little, heart pounding faster, and he gets that every feeling every time he listens to one of K.R.Y.'s songs. It's unnerving that he gets the same feeling from Zhou Mi, who is new and foreign and unknown to him, who smiles and laughs and sometimes falls silent, awkward - Sungmin doesn't like that silence so he makes it a goal to draw out Zhou Mi's voice in any way he can, teeth and tongue employed against warm, slightly salty skin to compose melodies that make Sungmin's blood run hot.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

AU WHERE ZHOU MI THINKS SUNGMIN IS A GIRL.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Zhou Mi notices her first because she's different - her hair is barely shoulder-length, she's wearing loose-fitting jeans instead of skinny leggings, and she's not tottering around in heels but striding forward in Converses. She has an easy sort of confidence that Zhou Mi likes, in addition to the slim form of her body and the round sweetness of her face, which crinkles into a smile when he chases after her and tells her, in his stuttering Korean, that she dropped something from one of her bags.

"Thank you," she replies and her voice is lower than he expects but soft and warm, making him think suddenly of long, lazy nights with her lips pressed into his neck and her hands sliding over his skin. He shivers and she watches him with knowing eyes, still smiling.

I-IDK. ::GIVES UP::

[shieldkitten.livejournal.com]

Oh! Do you know JJ Lin, by any chance? I would love some JJ Lin fic, however short.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

JJ LIN! ILHSM HE IS SO CUTE. ::pinches cheeks::

Mmkay, do you want specific any prompt/pairing?

[shieldkitten.livejournal.com]

OH! Just to be EVEN MORE CRACKED OUT. JJ/Eunhyuk (yes that's right), AU where they both speak the same language (or not, whichever, if you think it would be funnier if they didn't then hey!), prompt: bat caves.

The reasoning behind this is that JJ gave an interview once where he said he would bring a girl to the bat caves in the Night Safari in Singapore so she would get all scared and cling to him.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

aksjflkd I HAVE TO GO TO WORK CRAP. I'll be back to do these!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

When Ryoma says, flatly, "It's me or the cacti, Syuusuke," Fuji looks at him reproachfully, because how can he be asked to make a decision like that? Ryoma glares at him and says, voice even colder than before, "It shouldn't be a hard decision," before his lip curls up in a smirk and he's tugging the collar of his shirt open so Fuji can just glimpse the bare collarbone underneath. Fuji licks his lips and smiles and agrees that, no, it's really not such a hard decision.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

I'm not terribly familiar with this other OT5, but I can try! As long as I'm assuming correctly that Kaji is...Kajimoto. ::only vaguely remembers him::

"Okay," Eiji demands as he finishes up the last of his ice cream cone and lets Oshitari lick the last drops from his fingers, "just whose hand is on my thigh? I know Oishi's had this talk with all of you about behaving in public, nya~" He glares at the four other boys on the park bench but Gakuto is too busy necking with Kajimoto to bother with him and Oshitari is licking Eiji's strawberry ice cream off his lips and, Eiji's eyes narrow, it's Oishi who is flushing guiltily even as his hand remains exactly where it is on Eiji's upper thigh.

THESE AREN'T PORN PROMPTS I SWEAR. REALLY.

[danii06.livejournal.com]

Because I do take you seriously. :)

I'm not sure if you remember Reborn, but I'd like me some Yamamoto/Dino. :D Prompt is "Blondes always have more fun."

Also, Sendoh/Hanamichi; Sendoh tries to write purple porn prose.

Re: THESE AREN'T PORN PROMPTS I SWEAR. REALLY.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Yamamoto never really believed the saying that "blonds have more fun" until Dino took it upon himself to show him, literally tripping him into bed and then stripping him of his clothes as he laughed and ignored Yamamoto's vague protests that he really shouldn't miss baseball practice. When Dino slid down Yamamoto's body and wrapped his mouth around Yamamoto's cock, baseball was the last thing on either of their minds.


DDDDD: IDK I'VE NEVER WRITTEN REBORN BEFORE. ::FLAPPY HAND GESTURES::

[nongttaengi.livejournal.com]

OMG, when I read the ones you'd just posted, I had to request. *is a whore like that* 8D So, I'd like my OTP, Yehbum/Kisung with anything. Sweet fluff, sexy porn, loving sex, sitting on the couch eating chips - I don't care, I just love me some Yehbum! ♥

Am a secret closet fan of movie!verse Kangchul and I really like Kyuchul, but I will leave my request at Yehbum/Kisung because I love forever. ♥

8D

KIBUM'S ARMS OF SEX~ :D

[meiface.livejournal.com]

A lot of people have noticed that Yesung likes to work out recently, but only one person (okay, two including Yesung himself) know why: it's not really because he wants to get buffer (though that's a perk), but really because he likes to watch Kibum work out because (sometimes Yesung thinks this to himself and then gets really embarrassed)--holy shit, their little Kibummie has grown up and is one goddamned hot piece of ass. And arms. And abs. And everything else.

The best (worst?) part of it all is that Kibum knows he's hot and he knows Yesung wants him, so he only grins lazily as he heaves the weights above his head, shifting muscle under skin and making Yesung bite his lip, hard.

[murd3r4lyf3.livejournal.com]

i have to try one
XDDD
um..
Henry/ Everyone
he doing something naughty with his violin
XDD..hope it's nottoo much
:)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Henry playing his violin is apparently as much of an aphrodisiac to his audience as much as Donghae's dancing is, because he's nearly mauled as soon as he's backstage - by familiar hands like Siwon's (wrapped firmly around his waist) and Zhou Mi's (slipping hidden between his legs), and familiar mouths like Ryeowook's (right up against his ear) and Han Geng's (murmuring into his hair) - but also by strange, foreign people like the MCs and tech people who are all staring at him with awe and trying to paw at him and Henry would really like to learn how to shout "HELP! RAPE! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" in Chinese now, please.

porn is a-okay :Db

[meemobunny.livejournal.com]

KRY+Zhoumi (KRZY?) -- um, um, phone-sex?
OT13+Henry -- ...initiation?

Re: porn is a-okay :Db

[meiface.livejournal.com]

When Ryeowook and Kyuhyun introduce Zhou Mi to Yesung, Yesung gets a look in his eyes that the first two are familiar with and that make them tingle in anticipation. Zhou Mi is confused when Ryeowook beams at him and presses their phone numbers, all on a slip of paper, into his hand and tells him to call them that night when he's in bed - he starts to understand though, when the conference call between the four of them dissolves into a murmur of Korean pitched low and seductive, sending both shivers and heat up his spine because even if he doesn't understand every word, he can certainly understand intent.

[this-hyukjae.livejournal.com]

omo... must request a few hyukhaes...

hyukhae on the lack of hyukhae-ness.

hyukhae: first times.

sungmin on why eunmin is his favorite coupling... i thought it was interesting the first time i heard it. i wonder if hyuk likes eunhae or eunmin better. ha

jaejoong + yehsung and their plans for world domination.

too much? i'm just excited. it's been awhile since i've requested anything. and i really did enjoy the ones you've written so far. ^^

hyukhae on the lack of hyukhae-ness.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

"Is there a reason we've turned the fanservice down?" Hyukjae asks Donghae over lunch, a look of intense contemplation on his face as he twirls the straw in his strawberry milk, but the expression changes to one of offense when Donghae says, quite seriously, "It's because you've changed, Hyukkie. You never pick up your phone. I've replaced you with Kyuhyun, who doesn't like Sungmin-hyung anymore either."

Hyukjae sputters and Donghae collapses into laughter, nearly dropping his chopsticks, and Hyukjae decides the best way to make Donghae shut up is by leaning over and kissing him.

[dear-whimsy.livejournal.com]

KIHAE.

WHERE. WHERE. ER.

AU WHERE KIBUM IS JOCK WITH HOT ARMS AND DONGHAE ADMIRES HIM.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

AND DONGHAE ADMIRES HIM

FOR FIVE PARAGRAPHS, OKAY?

[jaded-skys.livejournal.com]

Shush, you don't fail at writing because I loves it and you and hush! ♥

PORN?! I WANTS KANGTEUK.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

FINALLY. SOME KANGTEUK! ♥!

Kangin likes it on the bed; he likes it in the shower; he likes it against the wall, rough, or right after a performance, high from adrenaline; he likes it desperate, likes it tender, likes it slow and long and maddening, likes it so fast that Leeteuk is still licking Kangin's come from his lips when the others walk into the room. Kangin likes it any and every way as long as it's with Leeteuk, eyes glazed over and face flushed, breathing erratic and making Kangin's pulse jump in his throat, because he loves it all, from Leeteuk's little moans to his wicked smile and his tangled hair and his breathy, soft "I love you" afterwards, when Kangin thinks to himself that he will never let this go.

[feigninglove.livejournal.com]

Yesung/Ryeowook - across the ocean
Yesung - Fail
Yesung/everyone/OT13 - pwned
Kayashima/Nakatsu - not what he expected

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Yesung/everyone/OT13 - pwned

The first time Leeteuk announced that Yesung was making an appearance on a well-known variety show, Kangin exclaimed, "I knew he was sleeping with you!" but he soon shut up about that and Heechul laughed, "Yesung must've found his way to Kangin's bed too." They all joked at first but as Yesung made his way through all the members, cornering them after dance practice or early in the morning before anyone else was awake, they all fell to his wiles - it was hard to resist the slick kisses and the teasing fingers and the blowjobs, oh, it was hardest to resist those, and soon Yesung had the entirety of Super Junior wrapped around his little finger, just the way he liked it.

[skadihelias.livejournal.com]

Is the request still open?

KIHAE - Kibum has looooooooooooooong tongue and Donghae LOVES it.
KIHAE & SuJu - jealous!Kibum is not a fun thing to mess with.
KIHAE - Thailand fangirls are hardcore KiHae fans.

and just because,

SAKUMIYA (Arashi) - We are the smartest ones in this group.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

KIHAE & SuJu - jealous!Kibum is not a fun thing to mess with.

Everyone knows Donghae is lying through his teeth (or just lying to himself) when he says he doesn't like skinship, because he hangs over everyone, but most of them don't mind because they all like Donghae to hang over them; Kibum, however, minds - not that Donghae hangs over him, but that Donghae hangs over everyone else, and sometimes his glare is enough to have Siwon, still smiling, carefully remove Donghae's arm from around his shoulders, or to have Kyuhyun, a little nervously, inch a little closer to Sungmin and a little farther from Donghae.

Donghae doesn't really notice when Kibum is being possessive like that because he is too distracted from the people edging way from by the way Kibum will pull him close and mouth obscene promises into his neck, his jaw, his mouth, leaving Donghae flushed and excited.

[loveslipped.livejournal.com]

donghae and the bracelet he always wears on his left arm + everyone trying to get him to take it off.

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Uh...sorry I couldn't work in any smut into this one. Hae always makes me sad when it comes to his parents.

On the third day of everyone trying to get Donghae to take his bracelet off - they've tried bribery and wheedling and bossiness, as well as subterfuge and trickery, all to no avail - Donghae finally snaps and shouts, to everyone's surprise, "Leave me the fuck alone!" before storming out of the room in near tears. Everyone is shocked and stare after him, speechless, before Heechul lets out a sigh of genuine disgust and says quietly, "The bracelet's a gift from his mother, you fucktards, he never takes it off. I told you to leave him alone."

[taylormercury.livejournal.com]

REQUESTS, CAN I HAZ SOME??
lmao i have no idea for requests. um.

CINHAE - heechul always gets what he wants
SHIHAE - I DUNNO. MAYBE SHIWON DOESNT KNOW EITHER. ANYTHING.

I feel the exact same way about writing lately too. except you don't fail, ever. at all. so hush :( ♥!

[meiface.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE YOU CAN HAS.

Heechul is used to getting what he wants, so he doesn't bat a lash when Donghae crawls into his bed and squirms closer, slipping his hands under Heechul's oversized sleeping t-shirt and tucking his head under Heechul's chin in an approximation of sleepy comfort: Donghae doesn't fool anyone long, especially Heechul, and not five minutes pass before Donghae is grinding against Heechul and sucking on his neck and making Heechul pant as he pulls Donghae even closer.

[livingtea.livejournal.com]

kaga/tsutsui,i have no idea... glasses? porn? whatever you write will be awesome :)

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Aww, Kaga/Tsutsui! :D They make me happy.

Kaga has this kink where he likes to have sex with Tsutsui while Tsutsui's still wearing his glasses, because it's hot when Tsutsui flushes red underneath the heavy black frames and even hotter still when he squirms under Kaga and the glasses are knocked askew as Tsutsui throws his head back in pleasure and moans, uncaring, while Kaga watches him and teases him and grins to himself.

[jt-fangirlism.livejournal.com]

wow, that was so good!^^

[meiface.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks for sharing this. That's really sweet. Hae~ he just wants to make friends!